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TopOfTheWorld

Status: if satan is so bad, why did godzilla attack tokyo and not satanzilla? checkmate, christians.

Member Since: 9 Sep 2011 04:49pm

Last Seen: 27 May 2013 08:53pm

Location: satans ass crack

Gender: M

user id: 216944

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topoftheworld
Hi, you’re basic .

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I’m never on this site. »

So know that I’m rarely on this site. Don’t get disappointed if I don’t respond to you.
  • you’ll find me mostly on tumblr or homestuck.li>
  • I don’t like you and you won’t like me.
  • don’t bother trying to communicate with me if you’re an ordinary teen.
just don’t communicate with me at all if you:div>
  • cut
  • are attention seeking
  • spam
 
 
this »

funny how we try to move on and at the same time, hold on.
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  1. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
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    October 14, 2012 10:28am EDT
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  2. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 5:55pm EDT
    "Suicide isn't the answer."
    Well, in some cases it is.
    like when someone asks you:
    "What's it called when you kill yourself?"

  3. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:46pm EDT
    She wears short skirts
    I wear t-shirts
    She's cheer captain and
    I AM THE DARK LORD SATAN.

  4. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
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    September 16, 2012 5:56pm EDT
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  5. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
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    September 6, 2012 6:31pm EDT
    CAN WE CUDDLE?
    In just our underwear, so our skin can touch. Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. You'll peck at my neck while I laugh and tell you to stop. We could whisper cute things to each other over pillows that no one else can hear. Then I'd pull out my hunting knife and sacrific you to the mighty dark lord Satan, while chanting sacrificial hymns.

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    August 31, 2012 7:04pm EDT
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  7. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
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    August 29, 2012 9:46pm EDT
    dear religilous people;
    learn to take a joke. your god isn't going to be bothered by some statements from some person who doesn't believe in them. if your god doesnt care, why should you?
    ~atheists

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    July 17, 2012 2:45pm EDT
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  9. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
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    June 12, 2012 8:08pm EDT
    What's a condom...?
    k
    whats your name? because ill be sure to look for you on 16& pregnant.
    jjj
    hgk

  10. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:29pm EDT
    I love that super cute thing you do when you don't text me back for hours . Gah . Adorable .

  11. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:20pm EST
    Love?
    no,
    i prefer
    vodka.

  12. TopOfTheWorld TopOfTheWorld
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:41pm EST
    If you ignore
    my texts; i will find you and stab you in the jugular with a spoon .

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