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pluto*
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May 21, 2012 5:46pm UTC

An english professeur wrote the words:
"A WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A WOMAN, WITHOUT HER MAN, IS NOTHING."
All of the females in the class wrote:
"A WOMAN: WITHOUT HER, MAN IS NOTHING."
PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

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pluto*
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May 23, 2012 5:43pm UTC

And who else wants
Google to keep the Moog Doodle forever...♥

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pluto*
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May 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Top Comments
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This comment has received to many negative votes
Like this if you love Nile the best
maddie williams 1 hour ago
That is my favorite river.
NeelieNuala in reply to maddie williams 57 minutes ago ☝30

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pluto*
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June 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I'm 17 years old
&& I have a 4 year old daughter.
.............
I adopted her
☝
D o n ' t y o u f e e l b a d f o r j u d g i n g ?

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pluto*
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June 1, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Josh: Come on, don't you know what today is? Its the regional science fair!!
Drake: Wow really?! The regional science fair? Well, I'm gunna have to buy a new outfit!

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Nigel9086
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June 1, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Girls who;; #14
Have wavy hair.
Not all guys like it "pencil staight"
♥
nmf

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ILoveStarWars
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June 1, 2012 11:21pm UTC

Fave if you remember,s
"IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE: Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down."
The day Witty almost shut down.
♥
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Follow me, I follow back.

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XXelmoXX
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April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

whats a directioners favorite river?
THE NILE <3

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mayday
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April 18, 2012 2:17pm UTC

How girls flirt,
She'll sneak glimpses of you so she won't get caught staring, but you'll notice it anyways. She'll wait for you to start a conversation, and as soon as you start one, she won't ever want to stop talking to you. She'll hit you and punch you playfully. She'll be mean to you specially because it's easier to be mean than to actually let you in on [♥] [♥] [♥]
HoW she Feels.

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brookeknows
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Call her anorexic?,
Call her fat?,
Look at yourself before you say that.
Call her a flirt?,
Call her fake?,
You're just jealous, give her a break.
Call her different?,
Call her strange?,
We know you got problems,
So Try and change.
Favorite this if you are 100% AGAINST BULLYING! This needs to end.

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GABTASTIC_
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April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

♥ i w i l l n o t f o l l o w EVERY PERSON THAT FAVORITES THIS c:

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Gillian20001
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April 16, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Red
Trees Are Red
..Oh F*ck! My Gardens On Fire!

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Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
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April 13, 2012 5:38am UTC

These scars tell a story
& it's getting longer each day

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Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:24pm UTC

I'm scared to cut
But this is the kind of fear that I could easily get over
Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

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Gillian20001
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April 12, 2012 11:43pm UTC

Hey, I Just F*cked You
And Now Im Pregnant
So Heres A Condom
And Learn To Use It
♥
MyQuote \Nmf

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ILoveStarWars
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April 13, 2012 4:10pm UTC

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If you remove your windshield wipers
Do you still get a parking ticket?
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ILoveStarWars
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April 8, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Admit it.
Atleast once.

You stuck a ball down your shirt
and pretended you were pregnant.
click the '♥ 'if you still do this.
Format credit: ILoveStarWars

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