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MillionReasons

1. MillionReasons
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   I thought I was pretty until you said my mascara was bad, my hair was greasy and my hips were to wide.
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2. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   I know your lifes a
   living h e l l.
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3. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   That moment when your flying high.
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4. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 1:27am UTC
   I'm so hungry. But I can't eat.
   You called me fat. I promised myself I wouldn't eat.
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5. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 1:24am UTC
   Witty should make an app.
   
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6. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 1:12am UTC
   YOLO
   
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7. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 1:02am UTC
   You called yourself ugly. I looked at you and told you you were beautiful. I called myself ugly. You silently agreed and walked away.
   
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8. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 12:59am UTC
   You asked me what was wrong, I said nothing, then turned around a whispered everything.
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9. MillionReasons
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   April 22, 2012 12:55am UTC
   Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars.
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10. MillionReasons
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:51am UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it disagrees
    
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11. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:48am UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER
    ♥
    
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12. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:45am UTC
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    Sometimes its ok to lie.
    Sometime its ok to cry.
    
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13. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:43am UTC
    It's really easy to stop cutting.
    I should know, I've done it a bunch of times.
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14. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:39am UTC
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15. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Damit! Once again I fell into your eyes, I fell for your smile and your promise to be better. I fell out with a heart shattered to peices.
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16. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:33am UTC
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    That time we got drunk...
    But seriously...You don't remember jumping into the pool fully clothed and then drying yourself by rolling around on my carpet?
    
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17. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I'm sort of different, sort of corky, sort of ugly, sort of me.
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18. MillionReasons
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    April 22, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I'm really just a normal
    girl, hiding under hair
    and makeup. So why are
    you judging?
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19. MillionReasons
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    April 21, 2012 2:52am UTC
    I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?
    
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20. MillionReasons
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    April 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    ARE YOU HAPPY?
    
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