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Matthew023
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March 10, 2012 2:04am UTC

im matthew i have stage 4 cancer im not gonna be living for as long as people think the doctor predicts march 10rth 2012, but others think november 6th 2013,
My dream- is to have my quote on the top quotes, :| but ill die soon, my heart goes slower my body gets weaker and my eyes are closing

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Tempest*
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March 6, 2012 7:13pm UTC

some people don't deserve oxygen.

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Tempest*
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March 6, 2012 2:52pm UTC

the one direction you're going is straight into the pavement.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Tempest*
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March 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like

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marybball03
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May 30, 2011 5:14pm UTC

I knew a girl who was so stupid that she:
1.) called me to get my phone number.
2.) spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said 'concentrate'.
3.) tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
4.) tried to drown a fish.
5.) she thought a quarterback was a refund.
6.) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
7.) tripped over a cordless phone.
8.) studied for a blood test.
9.) thought that meow mix was a CD for cats.
10.) when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead.
11.) she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
12.) when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.

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marybball03
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May 31, 2011 6:21pm UTC

The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.

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marybball03
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June 6, 2011 3:28pm UTC

SIX TRUTHS IN LIFE:
1.) You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .
2.) All idiot's, after reading this well try it.
3.) and well notice it is a lie.
4.) You are smiling now because you are an idiot!
5.) You well soon forward this to another idiot.
6.) There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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marybball03
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November 6, 2011 8:08am UTC

That awkward moment when the fire alarm goes off and your the only one in your class who jumps...

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marybball03
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November 6, 2011 8:06pm UTC

That awkward moment when your at the doctors office and your playing with the toddlers toys <3

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marybball03
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November 6, 2011 8:17am UTC

I changed my name on Facebook to No One and spent all morning liking statuses so that it’ll say No One Likes This.

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marybball03
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November 7, 2011 3:32pm UTC

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
- Dr. Seuss

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marybball03
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November 11, 2011 7:44pm UTC

Best friend-
I know you don't have a Witty but, if you end up seeing this somehow, you are the life of me. You keep me smiling and going. You inspire me to do my best. You are the world. You are the light in my eyes. You show me how to handle things in life.
I love you!
Don't ever leave me,
Mary

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marybball03
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November 11, 2011 8:03pm UTC

ThE. vOiCe. In. YoUr. HeAd. JuSt. SlOwEd. DoWn. WhiLe. ReAdInG. tHiS!

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marybball03
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November 12, 2011 12:19pm UTC

HEY

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marybball03
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November 22, 2011 1:39pm UTC

I don't hate you, I just
dislike you...
</3

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marybball03
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November 28, 2011 6:06pm UTC

Dear people,
While reading this sentence, the brain doesn't process that the word "the" was used twice in a row.
Sincerely, yeah I lied, but you went back to check, didn't you?

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marybball03
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December 7, 2011 3:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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marybball03
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December 7, 2011 3:52pm UTC

Friend: Do you know wht a therapist is?
Me: Yes, its a person who helps...
Friend: No, its 'the rapist'
Me: ...
Therapist: Come sit down.
Person: Uhm no thank you, you "rapist"

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marybball03
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December 7, 2011 3:58pm UTC

It hurts when you loose ou best friend because of something stupid.
It's all because we wern't in the same classes last year.
You didn't have to forget about me.
It broke my heart when I heard you crying on the phone when you called me saying what class you were in.
Then in 8th grade you forgot about me as if I wern't here.
I passed you in the hall and I said hi.
You just walked past,
it breaks my heart.
I remember every moment hanging out with you,
but you don't remember anything :/
I luv you
i want you back...
you are my life!

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