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I'm a lousy faker.
Faking as Max Davis.

Yep. I'm super dumb like dat.

MikeyJames
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Hannah posted on Joseph's wall
Don't touch him.
Don't talk to him.
Or don't look at him.
He's mine.
0 Like · 19 minutes ago
lol@ my friends obsessed girlfriend. smh girls these days.

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 9:39pm UTC

poop i like to poop

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MikeyJames
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February 27, 2012 2:06pm UTC

hahaha

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Will You Be My Valentine?
❤

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Guys have no idea how long
something can stay in a girl's mind.
Format based off of : ThatsSoMee ♥ ♥♥

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:16pm UTC

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 12:38pm UTC

I'm Bi-sexual.
-mikeyjames.
FORMAT: THATSSOMEE

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 12:33pm UTC

True Story.
Me: I keep thinking you're just going to randomly text meand tell me all the feelings you've been hiding. The same ones I have. That you remember all the cute things I did, all the stupid stuff I said. That you'll just text me and tell me I'm the one you want. The one you keep thinking about. I want you to tell me the only reason you left was because you got scared of the feelings you had or because you wanted me to much. Just anything that would give me the slightest bit of hope.
- If only dreams came true -

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Female Dictionary:
"Nothing, Forget It."=You better figure out what you did wrong.
"Are you tired"= Please don't go to sleep, I love talking to you.
"I'm Okay."=Hold me tight, Never let go.
"I'm Cold"= Grab a blanket, and come cuddle.
"Leave me alone." = Please, don't go.
"I love you." = Tell me you do more.

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I can't really explain it, but I like you.
Everything you say, makes me smile. C:

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MikeyJames
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January 29, 2012 4:54pm UTC

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC

HOW SOCIETY WORKS .
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly. I hate myself.
Society: Oh my God, what an attention seeking woman haha!
Teenager: I think I actually look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself! Get a life!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for.
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the hell are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame. She was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when actually alive rather than wait till now!

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 3:55pm UTC

You got a little something
on your face;
Beauty
♥

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MikeyJames
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January 21, 2012 12:50pm UTC

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Piglet: How do you spell love?
Pooh: You don't spell it, you feel it.
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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Texting Rules.
1.) Don't 'K.' me.
2.) Down't yuse bayd graymer lyke dis.
3.) Don't reply 30 minutes later.
Format:twilightgirl995

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:42pm UTC

5
oh..
Format by twilightgirl995

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Hey, Beautiful. I was wondering, could you please check out my quote. I worked REALLY hard on it, & thought you would like it. Please, Fave & leave a comment? http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4935084

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 10:22pm UTC

CHECK THIS OUT,
IT's inspirational,
I need the word to get out about this.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4935084
Please!?
format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4935084

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 10:19pm UTC

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4935084
I'm begging you, check this quote out.
Please,
&&& fave, maybe comment??

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 10:02pm UTC

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