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  1. sockaroo sockaroo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Numerology:
    Your Name Is No Accident !
    See why the Shocking Truth
    Of Your Numerology Chart
    Cannot Tell a Lie!
    Click Here For Your FREE
    Personalized Numerology Reading
    Like if you scrolled passed thinking I was an Ad :)

  2. sockaroo sockaroo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    We all complain about guys only going for the girls who cake themselves in makeup and are super slim,
    but truthfully,
    are we much better ?
    If you had the choice, which guy would you go for,
    honestly?
    The unnatractive guy who's sweet
    or
    the handsome guy who's not the brightest pencil in the pack?
    We are exactly the same in the decisions we make, so we cant always blame the guys.
    Because we would do the exact same thing given we had the choice to.

  3. sockaroo sockaroo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    I think we should have a detox day every month.

  4. paperairplanes paperairplanes
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Let me tell you a few things about myself,
    I am a girl,
    I live in Britain
    and witty profiles is one of the only places where I
    am truly myself.
    You see I have this thing,
    its called;
    SERIOUSLY LACKING IN CONFIDENCE!
    I've had it since I was little
    and its really beginning to get bad now.
    So bad in fact
    that the slightest thing someone does or says to me
    I get sent home from school after claiming I'm `ill'.
    Ever since I went back to school after the summer,
    things got so much worse,
    I hate going to school now,
    even if it does mean seeing my friends.
    I have to exclude myself from Drama lessons
    because I just cant do it.
    We have to do a speech in English
    and I got myself so freaked out about it
    the teacher let me,
    the only one in the year,
    do it just in front of them.
    You may think this is great,
    but I hate it
    and I seriously want to change.
    That's where witty comes in,
    I am willing to,
    within the next week,
    try an experiment.
    I am going to try my hardest
    to act completely different,
    but I would really like some motivation,
    I'm not asking for faves,
    I would really appreciate some comments
    giving me advice
    on how to look
    things to say,
    just to get me started.
    It would seriously mean the world to me guys
    for once I'd like to feel good about myself,
    that people weren't laughing at me
    whenever I get asked a question in class
    I'm not changing my whole self
    just the confidence part
    Please?
    xxxx
    Thanks for reading


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  7. sockaroo sockaroo
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Your imperfections
    make you unique,
    and to be honest
    I'd choose being unique
    over being perfect
    anyday


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  9. xoxobeautiful xoxobeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:33pm UTC
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  10. Katiiiiiie Katiiiiiie
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:26am UTC
    hoping there will be new hot guys
    EVERY YEAR BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN
    even thogh that never happens

  11. live_laugh_love_life live_laugh_love_life
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:12am UTC
    We don't need 50 thousand
    quotes about how you
    'survived the Witty crash of August 17 2011.'
    We get it.
    Everyone else survived without witty
    You're not special or anything.
    Get over it

  12. ivyyuson ivyyuson
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:04am UTC
    I f Her. . .
    idol is Miley Cyrus,
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Should I make a series?-
    -Got it off facebook.-
    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-

  13. XnikkiXbbyX0 XnikkiXbbyX0
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Moving on is like a bitter vegetable
    you usually don't like it, but it's good for you.

  14. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:25am UTC
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  15. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC
    I fake the dates on my papers ,
    so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.

  16. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I HATE THAT FEELING.
    That feeling when you're sad and you have no
    idea why, but you just are.

  17. RockGoddess RockGoddess
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 8:30am UTC
    When Bruno Mars closes his eyes, he sees his name in shining lights..
    When Justin Bieber Closes his eyes, he sees a better day..
    When I close my eyes, all I see is darkness..
    Wtf?

  18. misslipgloss160 misslipgloss160
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:39am UTC
    oh gosh.
    &
    here comes all of the annoying
    "i survived the 2nd witty crash of 2011"
    quotes again...

  19. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    WITTY, YOU'RE BACK.
    I MISSED YOU.

  20. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 8:08am UTC
    Thank God Witty's up again.
    I almost had to go and get a social life.

:)

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