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Do they bury people with their braces on?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
On Spongebob, why is there water in the water of the ocean?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why is it that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If there's a speed for light, what's the speed of dark?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do we sing ''Take me out to the ballgame'' when we are already there?
Mikehunt