MikaylaAnn

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MikaylaAnn

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Member Since: 18 Sep 2011 11:22am

Last Seen: 2 Mar 2013 02:47pm

user id: 219150

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STATUS: Food = Friend♥ I love Justin Bieber, if you don't... I don't care♥
We can still talk! I love to make people happy!
Whoever follows me i follow back, fellow wittains.
I love my witty sisters and i need a witty bestfriend..
I love Orange, the color and flavor! And Im Mikayla..
Obviously, and BTW. No girl is ugly, your all beautiful.
Never Say Never♥ Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
BYE♥

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 9:22pm UTC

"I like girls who eat carrots."
-Louis<3

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 8:01pm UTC

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:58pm UTC

If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z' (:

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Favorite this if you want a caring bestfriend, i'll be there for you!
<3

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:51pm UTC

192
I would like to thank my siblings, parents, goldfish, cat, dogs, and all the amazing people who favorited my quotes.
/you made me feel really special\

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Niall(:

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:19pm UTC

They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:16pm UTC

One time,
at the beach this one guy was
swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help!
Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew
that shark was not goingto help him..♥

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MikaylaAnn
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:13pm UTC

EVERYTHING
Is funnier, when your not allowed to laugh.

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MikaylaAnn
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:10pm UTC

When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says 'Aww you were soo cute! What happened?' Tell them; 'B*tch, I got sexy, that's what happened.'

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:03pm UTC

I know I can't see you right now, but I know your beautiful inside and out, so stop worrying.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 21, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs to show them birds what I'm capable of.

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MikaylaAnn
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 11:51pm UTC

That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet with yourself.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 20, 2012 11:48pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Calories
Are just tiny little creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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Credit : FaveFormats.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 20, 2012 11:46pm UTC

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 20, 2012 11:42pm UTC

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May 20, 2012 11:39pm UTC

Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.

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MikaylaAnn
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May 20, 2012 11:37pm UTC

I wonder if a tap dancer has ever walked in a room, looket at the floor and said, 'i'd so tap that.'

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MikaylaAnn
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May 20, 2012 11:35pm UTC

\\When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH//

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MikaylaAnn
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May 20, 2012 11:32pm UTC

there is no angry way
to say "bubbles".

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