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  1. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Who else finds it impossible
    To put on mascara without opening their mouth?

  2. Jenababe19 Jenababe19
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    ------------♥------------
    I am 19 and pregnant...
    you guys should help me pick out names?
    ------------♥------------
    nmq
    nmlk

  3. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Calling someone else ugly,
    Won't make you any prettier.

  4. ThatOneeChick ThatOneeChick
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I know you're already mine babe, but my 11:11 wish is always me wishing to not lose you. <3

  5. mannddyyxoxo mannddyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    It's funny because #3
    you talk to me every night like you love and adore me then I see you in the hallways an it's like I'm not even there.

  6. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Me: *sneezes*
    Class: *laughs*
    Popular kid: *sneezes*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart! May the Lord protect you from a cold!

  8. XXelmoXX XXelmoXX
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Reading To Kill a Mockingbird
    and wondering when the f*cking bird is gonna die.
    nmf/nmq

  9. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Me: I will do my homework as soon as I get home!
    Food: Oh, well don't I sound good right now?
    TV: Look, your favorite show is on!
    Computer: Online drama, we should check it out!
    Phone: Look, a new text! And a phone call! Aren't you popular?
    Music: I'm here for you. Whenever. Listen. To. Me. Now.

  10. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    YOU SAID YOU READ ME LIKE A BOOK,
    BUT THE PAGES ARE ALL TORN AND FRAYED.
    Format: kclove5

  11. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    me:omg, you're such a good cuddler.
    pillow:
    pillow:
    pillow:
    pillow:
    me: sh. dont speak.
    -tumblr.

  12. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    One Direction fact #59
    "I hate when girls act stupid. Intelligence is sexy" - Niall
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Heyyyyy ! :)
    "Hi."
    Oh, okay i see how it is.

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  14. missycow2 missycow2
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    WHEN YOU ADD
    "In my pants"
    To the end of any Black Eyed Peas song
    It automatically sounds wrong
    Format by Sandrasaurus'
    Quote by missycow2

  15. missycow2 missycow2
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    His name needs to stop coming up on my newfeed;
    My parents are starting to question my smiles. ♥

  17. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    I hate it when
    Someone breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend
    and then the next second, makes a status saying "I'm single(;"

  18. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    I like the way you smile
    with your eyes. ♥

  19. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I hate when
    people read something I wrote to them, out loud.

  20. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Me:Mom, how many calories do you think are in this?
    Mom:Just face it. your gonna get fat. I can see it now, So get over it.
    What She Doesnt Know?
    I Was Annorexic for 3 and a half years.
    I Had Just Recently Started To Recover,
    About 6 Months Ago.
    If Only She Knew.

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