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1. Miacookie
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   September 5, 2012 1:09pm UTC
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   September 4, 2012 5:36am UTC
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3. Miacookie
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   August 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
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   August 30, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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5. Miacookie
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   August 30, 2012 7:18pm UTC
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6. Miacookie
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   August 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   Hey Witty
   People!
   So... I was sitting at home with my friends, Ashley, Jessica and Maria.
   I made a water balloon, and started throwing it up in the air and catching it again.
   It was an accident.
   We were sitting out front of my house, and I dropped the balloon.
   It fell all over me.
   Jake and some of his friends were there.
   My top turned see- through.
   Oh My F*cking god,
   Help Me!
   Mia>.<
   
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7. Miacookie
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 1:37pm UTC
   Love Me, Alpha.
   Chapter One.
   I sighed and stared at the alarmclock beside me.
   If I leave, he'll be angry, but I can't risk being later for school again, just so he can get his morning fill.
   I slipped out from under the sheets, and went over to the bathroom, carefull to watch TreyI walked, to make sure he didn't stir in his sleep.
   I opened the bathroom door and slipped in, flicking the lock after me. After I'd showered, I slipped into some black skinny jeans and a red tank top. I put on some light pink lipstick and some black eyeshadow, then made my way downstairs.
   I quickly walked out of the back door, careful not to bump into any of Trey's men. I slowly walked through the woods, and sighed in relief when I saw the school.
   I ran over to the small red bench under the oak tree and awaited the arrival of my best friend, Jenny.
   When I saw her tall figure step out of her car, I jumped up and ran over to her.
   She pulled me into a hug and we made our way to our first class.
   At the end of the day, I walked home slowly, hoping he wasn't there. I turned my key in the lock, and walked in.
   "Hello?" I heard his angry voice travel down the hallway.
   I gulped.
   He's gonna be so mad.
   "Hello," I said once I'd entered the kitchen.
   He turned around and I could see the rage in his eyes. He slowly advanced towards me.
   "Where did you go this morning?" He spat.
   "I-I went to school, Trey,"
   "Get one the counter!" He growled.
   And I did. I gave up so easily.
   I lifted my body up onto the counter, and ket him r*pe me with out and objections.
   
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8. Miacookie
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 12:55pm UTC
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   My friend talking to a boy she likes*
   Him: Hey, Ash. Mia.
   Her: Hi Bla.. Blake!
   Him: What's Up?
   Her: Oh, you know... The light bulb?
   Him: *Shoot's her a questioning look* Uhmm, okay...
   Her: Yeah *Smiles dreamily*
   Him: *Turns to me* Why'd she say yeah?
   Me: I think she's daydreaming.
   Him: Urghhh...
   Her: Oh, yeah, Blake, *Moans*
   Me: *Burst out laughing*
   Him: What? -He didn't hear-
   Me: She *Laugh* You *laugh* Moan *laugh* Oh y-yeah *Laugh* B-B-Bla- ak-ake!
   Him: What? *Raises eyebrow*
   Her: Nothing! She said nothing!
   Me: *Burst out laughing again*
   
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9. Miacookie
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   August 26, 2012 11:27am UTC
   All these
   Categories...
   I feel like I'm taking advantage by clicking a,
   'Random,' one.
   Mia >.<
   BEHIND
   FEELING EXCLUDED.
   
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10. Miacookie
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    August 26, 2012 11:16am UTC
    LOVE
    When he kisses me,
    I like to imagine mini fireworks going off around us, as cheesy as it sounds. My knees feel like their about to give out.
    I know that if I wasn't pressed the wall, or wrapped up in his tight embrace, I would defiantly fall over.
    Sometimes, I wonder what I would be doing, if I hadn't spilt my coffee that one time, that one year.
    Sometimes no words can describe the feelings you get for someone so special. How much your heart races when you get an sms from them, or when you see them smile and laugh at your jokes. The way that no matter what they're your world, your life, your everything.
    Sometimes it can take one thing to make you realise how much you need and love someone. When you know that you can't function daily without them and that the thought of loosing them makes you feel sick. You know that feeling you get in your chest!?
    I always smile when I get a drink from Costa Coffee, because it reminds me of when I met, 'Mr. Popular,'
    I'd bumped into his rock hard body, spilling my coffee down his white shirt -That had showed off his defined muscles perfectly, If I do say so myself ;).
    And that was the day Jake, (A.K.A Mr.Popular) had sworn to make my life hell.
    And, look where we are now! Four and a half years later,
    We've been together for three years, and we are still enjoying our relationship.
    His eye's still catch me in a trance, and I like to imagine our future together.
    When were 40 years old, we'll be happily married living in a nice, cosy 2 story house in Bicester, We'll have an 18 year old son, that always protects out 16 year old daughter.
    I know, I imagine our future together. Creepy ^_^
    But after 3 years, It just happens :D
    If this isn't love, Then I don't know what is.
    Mia >.<
    
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11. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    if women are
    gonna be so
    picky,
    then why do
    they leave it to
    the males to
    organise the
    date,
    then just
    complain?
    Jake =_=
    Sorry, just dont
    understand the
    logic.
    
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12. Miacookie
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    August 24, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Things I Hate
    #2
    When you act like everything's okay.
    
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13. Miacookie
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    August 24, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Things I Hate.
    #1.
    When People ignore me:|
    
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14. Miacookie
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    August 21, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    ErinRAWR
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    lady_red
    beautifullybrokeninside
    lynskywalker ♥
    BestfriendsForever3
    mor5GANlovesmuffins
    missmeltdown♥
    breedancerchick101
    Forgetmenot924
    Reeses_21
    mysexynameislogan
    oreogurllawlz
    hopeless_romantic444
    MaddyWaddy ♥Stay strong
    behindthissmilexx
    Peekabooismynamex
    SnowPrincess
    xXsilentXx
    ridingonagreenrocketship
    xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
    silly12363
    xDanteMilesx
    luvme4eva
    mclarizia98
    Miacookie
    
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15. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:01am UTC
    HOW COME THE ONLY *NORMAL* PERSON FOLLOWING ME IS Jake_From_State_Farm ?
    THANKYOU, JAKE FOR MAKING MY LIFE -SOMEWHAT- NORMAL :)
    
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16. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:58am UTC
    WeAll Have That
    *One Friend
    Who ALWAYS
    Gives The Best
    Relationship Advice
    But
    Is
    Still
    Single *
    
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17. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:22am UTC
    You Want To KnowAbout
    ME?
    Alright, first off...
    I invented water; you’ve probably drunk it, or swam in it before- yeah that stuff... I made that. You’re welcome.
    I am a retired astronaut
    I've competed in the UFC professionally; I'm undefeated inside the octagon.
    I can fly, no you can't see.
    I am Married to Batman.
    I can dance very well; it’s 98% likely I’ve got much better rhythm than you do.
    Your family wanted to adopt me as children, but my parents beat yours in a karaoke tournament.
    I can answer the mysteries of the universe – Just ask me.
    I punched a shark in the face and made it cry – on more than one occasion.
    When I was a kid, I single headedly built a time machine and stopped Hittler from winning WWII. Yea... you're welcome, world.
    I look directly into the sun, absorb the sunlight then, use it to see in the dark later.
    I get presents on your birthday, from your friends, if they’re mutual friends, I get your presents.
    President Obama voted for me in the most recent presidential election, so did John McCain.
    I was offered the Nobel Peace Prize over seventeen times in my young adult life, but I do not enjoy media attention. For this reason I also won American Idol season 1, but they could not air the footage.
    The character of Indiana Jones was loosely based on my adventures in Archaeology; they toned it down for a PG rating.
    I Am FireProof.
    The Devil sold me his soul; I gave it to Justin Bieber.
    I helped develop Physiology.
    I designed the blueprints for the sphinx.
    I beat Stephan Hawking @ The Science fair.
    I smell great.
    I am awesome.
    You’re kinda awesome too... But without me, your just AWESO......
    
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18. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:16am UTC
    it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
    it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
    it's funny how forever never seems to last
    it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
    it's funny how 'friends' can just leave when you are down
    it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
    it's funny how people change and think they're so much better
    it's funny how many lies are packed into one 'love letter'
    it's funny how one word can contain so much regret
    it's funny how you can forgive but not forget
    it's funny how ironic life turns out to be
    but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me
    It's funny that you lie to me
    It's funny that you want to change who I will be
    It's funny that I go along with it
    Even though it makes me feel weird
    It's funny how you're perfect
    and how I thought you were worth it
    It's funny how you said that I am suicidal
    But look at you, you're no idol
    it's funny how it's always your way
    It's funny that I never get a say
    and it's really funny that I called you friend
    But where were you at the end?
    
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19. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    ♥ Thankyou,
    Mum,for
    Making Me
    FOOD
    So I Don't
    DIE.♥
    
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20. Miacookie
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Today,
    I saw something,
    that reminded me of...
    You,
    But, don't worry,
    I
    FLUSHED
    And,
    Everything went back
    To normal.
    
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