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  1. blublue37 blublue37
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 10:07am UTC
    what a guy looks for in a girl:
    Howbigtheirboobs are.
    So watch out.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. DinosEatCupcakes DinosEatCupcakes
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:58am UTC
    And who else loves the annoying orange♥

  4. Miaaa Miaaa
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 9:55am UTC
    Truth #5 My Boyfriends Name Is Connor Joseph Hargest

  5. jessiehurrxx jessiehurrxx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 11:21am UTC
    No Matter
    How I Feel It's
    Always True That The
    One Thing That Makes Me
    Smile Is
    YOU<3

  6. sucker_for_love sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Fergie taught me how to spell
    G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
    Kesha taught me how to spell
    D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
    Jason Derulo taught me how to spell
    S-O-L-O
    Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S
    Now who's gonna teach me how to spell
    T-H-E-S-A-U-R-U-S?

  7. kscherrychick kscherrychick
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    >> no idon't likeyou .
    i just stare a you all day for no reason.

  8. livelaughlove756 livelaughlove756
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Oops!
    I forgot to write down the math homework.
    I guess I'll just have to text you to get it...
    What a shame ;)
    Format Credit to brunettebean


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. greenotter7 greenotter7
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    I talk to him in person and wonder...
    What happened to that sweet guy that texted me?
    **why are all guys different over text**

  11. sportslover927 sportslover927
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    You be the Dairy Queen and i'll be your Burger King
    you treat me right and I'll do it your way;)

  12. PinkTiger12 PinkTiger12
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    Boy: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
    Girl: No there are 26
    Boy: Oh i forgot... u r a q t♥

  13. KimberlyShay KimberlyShay
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    We should get jersey's
    because we make a good team.

  14. PinkTiger12 PinkTiger12
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    I Love you with all my butt I would say heart but...My butt is
    B I G G E R < 3

  15. shmobillionaires1 shmobillionaires1
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    & if I told you you had a n ice body
    would you hold it against me? ;)
    ;

  16. owlined owlined
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    OH DANG LET'S BANG.♥

  17. gemaawheatley gemaawheatley
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    & &i I hope you know CPR;
    cause you take my breathe away (;

  18. fredyxoxo fredyxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    i just want a boy who will...
    tell me i'm beautiful when i look like crap.
    kiss me when he is with him friends
    hold me tight.
    &love me forever. <3
    *Fav if you agree with me*

  19. dmsbasketball98 dmsbasketball98
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    boy: hey r u alone tonight
    Girl: no my parents are hometnight but next week u can comeover
    boy: fine but can we sext
    girl: yeahh but hold on my mom has to use the computer
    mom gets on the comp and the boy doesnt know
    Boy: hey i like to see you nakked do u like it when i say tht
    mom on girls comp: okay
    mom starts yelling at the girl who is this person saying he likes to see you nakedd !!!!
    boy: hey i got a surprise for u and if u layed it out on a key board it would go all the way from a to z
    boyfriend realizing what he says
    boy: ohhh shitttt!!! im just joking the surprise i have would go all the way from a to l
    actually the girl: yeahh sure whatever im breaking up with you byee
    mom said to girl whatever ur ot grounded hes not getting any with tht one inch wonder

  20. WiseWillyGirl WiseWillyGirl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 1:34am UTC
    You say you would never lie to me.
    But then you go and call me pretty.
    -All mine. No jocking please.

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