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  1. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 10:51am UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had your heart broken
    Comment and tell us his name
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  2. MidnightRush MidnightRush
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:36am UTC
    Love..
    Can be a beautiful thing, until you’re the one left to clean up the pieces…

  3. happy_as_can_be happy_as_can_be
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:37am UTC
    Here's to...
    Here's to the notes lost in the washer, to the memories washed away.
    Here's to never forgetting.
    Here's to being young and never wanting to grow up.
    Here's to waking up next to the one you love.
    Here's to believing every lie people ever told you.
    Here's to those that just need someone to sleep next to.
    Here's to change, both good and bad.
    Here's to missing people you care about.
    Here's to moving on. Here's to feeling infinite.
    Here's to all the wishes at 11:11, hoping one day they'll come true.
    Here's to remembering old friends.
    Here's to all the words we never said, and to the ones we choke on.
    Here's to holding your breath in that one perfect moment.
    Here's to the ones who were on top of the world but fell off.
    Here's to every tear you've wasted on people who never cared.
    Here's to trying to be perfect even when you know its not possible.
    Here's to finding him, and holding on tight.
    Here's to the nights spent living for the moment.
    Here's to speaking the most honest words you've ever spoken in your life.
    Here's to those who fall in love in their dreams.
    Here's to not knowing, and not wanting to know.
    Here's to those who wonder where love starts.
    Here's to the girls who fall too fast... and know it.
    Here's to the songs that make you feel like nothing hurts.
    Here's to the ones who bend over backwards to be loved, but aren't.
    Here's to everyone who has ever cried themselves to sleep.
    Here's to those nights where you just can't sleep.
    Here's to every word they said to you replaying, over and over.
    Here's to leaping before you look. Here's to the times I wish I had said no.
    Here's to the times I'm glad I said yes.
    Here's to that tingly butterfly feeling you get when he's around.
    Here's to the nights when feelings change, for better or worse.
    Here's to the first kisses.
    Here's to those who survived to become stronger, better people.
    Here's to life, as hard as it may be, and picking yourself up when you've fallen down
    Here's to the memories created in 2010.
    Here's to a new beginning.
    Here's to 2011...

  4. IDontNo IDontNo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:39am UTC
    Telling your mom something you think is funny and ending up getting yelled at

  5. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:41am UTC
    You Know You Truly Love Somebody ;
    When they hurt you so badly
    But All You Can Think About Is The Times They Made You Smile
    But All You Can Think About Is The Time They Made You Smile

  6. flippinXgymnast73 flippinXgymnast73
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:43am UTC
    Is a house really a home, when your love ones is gone?
    -Diddy<3

  7. IDontNo IDontNo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:44am UTC
    *LOG OUT*
    .......bored...... *SIGN IN*

  8. MidnightRush MidnightRush
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    December 30, 2010 3:50am UTC
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  10. peaceluvmimi peaceluvmimi
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:03am UTC
    " he was my bestfriend."
    "your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars."
    "i didn't know this. tell me more." - the social network

  11. IDontNo IDontNo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:03am UTC
    When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

  12. KenzIsAMonster KenzIsAMonster
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:10am UTC
    ♥.
    .He's not perfect
    . I dont think parents know why we love him so much
    . We love him because he raps about real things
    . He cusses because his past because it hurts him so much, and it comes to haunt him
    . Eminem, your real, and amazing
    ♥.


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  14. _princess_of_theives_ _princess_of_theives_
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:20am UTC
    Okay, so...
    I was out of my house for a few days, I spent the night at a friends for two nights.
    And last night, my parents got my little brother to go to bed early.
    So, I got home today, and I'm sitting in front of the heat vent in the dining room when my little brother walks in. He saw me and ran over. He said...
    "Thank God your back! Last night, I got out of bed to tell Mommy I didn't feel good, and I peeked in her room, and Daddy had her over his knee, and he was SPANKING her. And he said to her, 'You've been a bad, bad girl, and bad girls HAVE to be punished.' And I got scared and ran back to bed. I don't know what she did, but I'd hate to be her."
    I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
    Best Part...When my mom sat down for dinner...she winced.
    I dont know if i should be super disturbed, or really amused.

  15. IDontNo IDontNo
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    December 30, 2010 4:21am UTC
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  16. chara_tan chara_tan
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    December 30, 2010 4:23am UTC
    Shovel - $20
    Bleach - $5
    rope - $6
    duct tape - $2.50
    look on cashiers face - priceless

  17. blakeboy blakeboy
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:27am UTC
    Do what makes you happy
    be whith who makes you smile
    laugh as much as you breath
    Love as long as you live.

  18. Austin_Best_Snowboarder Austin_Best_Snowboarder
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:28am UTC
    Lately, lots of chicks have been hating on me.
    I need some reassurance.
    Press the ♥ if you
    Don't mind dudes on witty...

  19. MidnightRush MidnightRush
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    December 30, 2010 4:27am UTC
    Yes I know teddy bears can’t hug you back. But sometimes that’s all you really have.


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