Okay, so...

I was out of my house for a few days, I spent the night at a friends for two nights.

And last night, my parents got my little brother to go to bed early.

So, I got home today, and I'm sitting in front of the heat vent in the dining room when my little brother walks in. He saw me and ran over. He said...

"Thank God your back! Last night, I got out of bed to tell Mommy I didn't feel good, and I peeked in her room, and Daddy had her over his knee, and he was SPANKING her. And he said to her, 'You've been a bad, bad girl, and bad girls HAVE to be punished.' And I got scared and ran back to bed. I don't know what she did, but I'd hate to be her."

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

Best Part...When my mom sat down for dinner...she winced.

I dont know if i should be super disturbed, or really amused.