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MeteorXxXShower

1. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 10:06am UTC
   Friendship is like
   peeing in your pants.
   Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
   
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2. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 8:55pm UTC
   When that special person asks you the question "Who do you like?"
   You have 2 CHOICES.
   You either:
   A.) Take a risk and asnwer honestly
   or
   B.) Lie about it and say "No one. . ."
   I'm guessing about 97.8% of us chose the second choice.
   
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3. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   Your prince will come soon.
   Mine just forgot where he parked his horse.
   -_-
   
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4. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 7:31pm UTC
   We were all born as an ORIGINAL.
   dont die as a copy.
   
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5. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   And I just stood there
   Until the fire department came
   And broke the lock with a crowbar
   And I had to spend the next six weeks
   In lip rehab with this kid named Oskar
   Who got stung by a bee right on the lip
   And we couldn't ever talk to eachtoher
   Until the fifth week
   Because both of our lips were so swollen
   And when he did start speaking he just spoke polish
   And I only knew, like, three words in polish
   But now I know four
   Because Oskar taught me the words for lips.
   OUSTAHH!!!
   - Larry The Cucumber.
   
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6. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   roses are red.
   violets are blue.
   zero mutual friends. . . . .
   WHO THE FIRK ARE YOU????
   
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7. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   I'M A SLYTHERIN
   THE TOP OF MY CLASS
   IF YOU DISAGREE
   I'LL KICK YOUR MUGGLE A**
   
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8. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 10:34pm UTC
   I'M A HUFFLEPUFF
   WE'RE TRUE TO THE END
   UNITED WE STAND
   SO I'LL STAND WITH MY FRIENDS
   
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9. MeteorXxXShower
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   One Universe,
   Nine Planets,
   Two Hundred Four countries,
   Eight Hundred Nine Islands,
   Seven Seas,
   Six Billion People
   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
   And I got to meet you.
   
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10. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:54am UTC
    I'M A RAVENCLAW
    I LIIKE TO
    READ BOOKS
    WHEN I CAST SPELLS
    THEY'RE
    OFF THE FREAKIN' HOOK.
    
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11. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:50am UTC
    I'M A GRYFFINDOR
    AS BRAVE AS THEY COME
    AND MY NAMESAKE SWORD
    WILL GET THE JOB DONE.
    
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12. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Boy: Hey babe! Wanna hang at my place?
    Girl: Sure! What're we gonna do
    Boy: I'll give you a hint. It involves sheets and pillows ;)
    Girl: Oh my gosh. . . .
    WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?!?!
    =DDDDDD
    
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13. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    "OW!"
    "Omigosh, did you just fall?!"
    "NOO. I was attacking the floor."
    :P
    
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14. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    ". . . Are you talking to yourself?"
    "NO, I'm talking to Jesus!"
    
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15. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    If the world ends in 2012,
    That'll mean I wasted my whole life in school.
    WTF.
    
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16. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    NO.
    I AM NOT INSULTING YOU.
    I'M JUST DESCRIBING YOU.
    YES.
    
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17. MeteorXxXShower
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    She will chase you around in circles for a while.
    But there's going to be that one day when she finally stops.
    She's going to get over you.
    And at that very moment,
    You're going to wish you had let her catch you.
    LOVE.
    
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