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MereBear

1. MereBear
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 11:49am UTC
   And Who Else...
   Deletes and then Re-Types their entire password just because they think they typed one letter wrong.
   
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2. MereBear
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   November 21, 2011 11:44am UTC
   If I had a nickel for every time you made me angry, I would put all the money in a bag and whack you silly with it.
   
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3. MereBear
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   November 21, 2011 11:40am UTC
   The Gaga Law: (RAH)2 (AH)3 + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)2 + OOH(LA)2 = BAD ROMANCE
   
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4. MereBear
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   June 21, 2011 1:01am UTC
   Me and My Besties are Tighter Than A Fat Man In Skinny JeansxD!
   
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5. MereBear
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   June 21, 2011 12:47am UTC
   God made us best friends, because He knew that our mamas couldn't handle us as sisters!(:
   
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6. MereBear
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   June 20, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   When Live Gives You Lemons, Alter Their DNA And Make SUPER LEMONADE!:D
   
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7. MereBear
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   June 20, 2011 8:14pm UTC
   I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned!(: Who's with me??
   
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8. MereBear
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   June 20, 2011 8:09pm UTC
   say ur crushes name six times.
   Make a wish about him.
   whats more important love or ten million dollars
   make one more wish, love or money.
   now post it in 60 seconds and u'll have an unexpected conversation with him.
   
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9. MereBear
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   June 20, 2011 8:05pm UTC
   Click The Heart<3 If You Were Born In The
   90's
   
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10. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when you walk by a mirror and accidentally seduce yourself?!
    
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12. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    I'm New To Witty!(: Soo Follow Me And I'll Follow You!:D Please And Thank Ya!
    
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13. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Row, Row, Row Your Boat Gently Down The Stream! HaHa Fooled You It's A Submarine!xP
    
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14. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Does Anyone Else Wonder Why Liquid Glue Doesn't Stick To The Inside Of The Bottle?
    
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15. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Click The <3 If Your Right Handed! But Comment If Your Left Handed!(:
    
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16. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 12:24am UTC
    "Let's eat Grandma!!"
    "Let's eat, Grandma!"
    Punctuation Saves Lives!:D
    
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17. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 12:20am UTC
    Soo I Met God The Other Day, And When He Sneezed I Had Not A Clue How To Respond!!xP
    
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18. MereBear
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    June 20, 2011 12:13am UTC
    You Said That I Would Always Have A Place In Your Heart, But Man That Must Be A REALLY Small Place Considering What You Did....</3
    
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19. MereBear
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    June 19, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    When I was born I was dropped...right into a pool of sexiness!(;
    
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20. MereBear
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    June 19, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    "Your The Apple To My Pie. Your The Straw To My Berry. Your The Smoke To My High. And Your The One I Wanna Marry. Cause We're The Perfect Two!" <333
    
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