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MeowMeow1441

1. MeowMeow1441
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   I like online shopping
   Its like sending gifts
   to yourself and pretending its from someone else!
   
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2. MeowMeow1441
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   TO DO
   x Wake up
   x Survive
   x Go back to sleep
   
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3. MeowMeow1441
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   I feel like freaking crap and I am so ticked off right now.
   
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4. MeowMeow1441
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 11:27pm UTC
   You know when you walk into the room and forget why you went there
   God is playing sims
   He just canceled an action.
   
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5. MeowMeow1441
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   December 16, 2013 11:25pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. MeowMeow1441
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   December 16, 2013 11:21pm UTC
   I've seriously been trying to come up with a Miley cyrus joke but...
   Its just not twerking...
   Ok that was just lame.
   
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7. MeowMeow1441
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 11:17pm UTC
   Ever looked at your ex and thought...
   "Was I drunk this entire relationship?"
   
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8. MeowMeow1441
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   December 16, 2013 11:14pm UTC
   I don't have a dirty mind!
   I have a sexy imagination.
   
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9. MeowMeow1441
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 11:12pm UTC
   If it's not stupid and it works...
   then it is not stupid ....
   but genius.
   
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10. MeowMeow1441
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    When your ex says
    YOU WON'T FIND ANYONE OTHER WOMEN LIKE ME!
    you say,
    "Thats the point!"
    
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11. MeowMeow1441
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Math
    Mental.Abuse.To.Humans
    
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12. MeowMeow1441
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    "Give it to me" she yelled
    "Give it to me i am so freaking wet,GIVE IT TO ME NOW"
    She could scream all she wanted....
    I was keeping the umbrella
    
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13. MeowMeow1441
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Me:I am happy for once
    Life:Oh,LOL give me a second
    
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