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  1. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 5:32am UTC
    A t r u e f r i e n d i s
    s o m e o n e w h o
    t h i n k s y o u a r e
    a g o o d e g g e v e n
    t h o u g h t h e y k n o w
    t h a t y o u a r e
    s l i g h t l y c r a c k e d ♥ .
    -mma

  2. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 9:47am UTC
    We live in the "WTF" generation.
    W: Witty<3
    T: Tumblr.
    Facebook :D
    -mma

  3. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:53am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you feel like posting a
    quote, but your mind fails
    at coming up with a quote...
    -mma

  4. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:49am UTC
    When you keep opening the fridge
    for the millionth time as if something you crave
    would magically appear<3...
    -mma

  5. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Me: posts new quote
    on witty...
    5 minutes later: 12 faves
    "Ooh! I'll be in the top charts for sure
    this time!"
    1 hour later: zero faves.

    Nmf

  6. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Hi Guys<3.
    Y'all know 'bout the Kony
    dilema, right? Well, i heard
    that there will be a "cover the night" night, where people from
    ANYWHERE go out into the
    streets & cover the m in
    banners & posters on Kony
    & what he does to raise MORE
    awareness. Its on the 20th
    of April... Im not in
    America but im going
    to do this... Fave i f you
    will too!mma-

  7. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:42am UTC
    :):
    i don't know anymore

  8. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    When Life Gives You Lemons...
    DON'T BE SOUR ABOUT IT
    -MMA

  9. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    C H A R G I N G
    your phone
    5 M I N U T E S
    before you leave
    B E C A U S E
    you think it
    A C T U A L LY
    makes a
    DIFFERENCE

  10. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:26am UTC
    One Direction:
    5 Teenage Boys With The Worst Haircuts EVER Dancing
    Around A
    Stage nmf

  11. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:26am UTC
    *SIGNING UP FOR SOMETHING*
    ERROR: USERNAME TAKEN.
    B*TCH! WHO STOLE MY IDEA?
    -MMA-

  12. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:56am UTC
    ExpectAnything From Anyone;
    The devil was once an angel...
    -MMA-

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