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MelonMangoAlien
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July 13, 2012 11:48pm UTC

when you love someone to the point where you have to point out silly things like 'we both eat with our tongues out, there's a connection.'
-mma

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MelonMangoAlien
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July 22, 2012 12:35am UTC

( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) Here's a band-aid for everyone who cuts.
♥ and here’s a heart so you know we care

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 11:11pm UTC

insecurities
destroy trust.
mma.

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:46pm UTC

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute
wanna work out baby?
-mma

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC

wouldn't it be awesome if there was
a thingie on our profiles that showed
how many faves we have in total?
-mma

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:53am UTC

Admit it;
witty is slowly coming back to us

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:21am UTC

I want you to notice when I'm not around.

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:04am UTC

ON MAY 20TH, A LEGEND LEFT THIS WORLD.
R.I.P. ROBIN GIBB (1947-2012)
Gone but never forgotten.

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:11pm UTC

The Hunger Games Pick Up Lines #1
Are you an avox? Or did I just leave you speechless?
Series? ollieren12

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PurpleWitty9
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 10:59am UTC

When someone asks me "Guess what?"
I don't guess,
I just say "what."

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thingsppldontsay
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #58
"School cafeteria food is so delicious "

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thingsppldontsay
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #57
"I hope people I know find my Witty"

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julietechoecho
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 12:27pm UTC

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NOTE: do NOT take this format without permission.That is all.♥ julietechoecho

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julietechoecho
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 12:59am UTC

I have this clock, but the minute hand broke off of it.
I didn't want to throw it away,
so I just added "ish" to every number.format by julietechoecho

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 10:46am UTC

K e e p s m i l i n g ,
because one day life will get tired of
upsetting you.
-mma

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 10:50am UTC

That awkward moment
when you get a really sweet text and
you're just like "how on earth am
i supposed to reply to this?"
-mma

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 10:55am UTC

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like
having a peeing section in
a swimming pool.

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MelonMangoAlien
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:01am UTC

"You look pretty today!"
"Was I ugly yesterday?"

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