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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ggiafrate ggiafrate
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Fav if you text
    the word "LOL"
    but
    you really don't
    LOL at all

  3. StayWonderful StayWonderful
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    dad waking me up in the morning:
    dad: *comes to my door*
    me: *sitting on my bed, awake*
    dad:
    me:
    dad:
    me:
    dad:
    me:
    dad: *leaves*
    lol fave if you love your dad!♥

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Next time someone asks you what time is it,
    Look at the straight in the eye dead serious, & whisper 'Adventure Time'

  5. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    The hardest thing about realizing that you don't
    LOVE ME,
    IS THAT YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME
    pretending that you did.

  6. LilyTree LilyTree
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Did You Know #4
    The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.
    Fav if you take longer
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE

  7. starfhish_10 starfhish_10
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Dacey or Hunter.

  8. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    *Swimming in Ocean*
    *Seaweed brushes foot*
    "I'M GONNA DIE!"
    NMF

  10. starfhish_10 starfhish_10
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    Fave this if you said this in a sarcastic voice..

  11. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    what you think about while watching a romantic movie; 5% - AAWWW!!!5% - im going to find love like this some day90% - IM GOING TO DIE ALONE
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Am I the only one that
    Didn't know that Mr. Krabs sang the Spongebob theme song?

  14. sammibabixo sammibabixo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "fat",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.

  15. MsPickles MsPickles
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder during class if you left your straightener on?
    ..............Cus I do.......All the time


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    100
    could you please make this happen, for a broken girl?
    Format by twilightgirl995

  18. luvxoxo luvxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    That FML moment when you get in the shower and realize your still wearing your socks.
    Anyone else?

  19. Daneymcr123 Daneymcr123
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    A local teen from my school was hit by a train last week , please pray for him. </3 http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/wayne_county/teen-hit-by-train-in-wyandotte


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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