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MaybeSomedayxx

1. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   I finally told
   my grandmother that I like girls.
   It was horrifying. She meant so much to me, and I knew she wouldn't like it. But I feel stronger now that she knows.
   
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2. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   how is everyone on the internet so attractive?
   how can i be a t tractive
   what is the h tml code
   is there a tut orial on at tractive?
   
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3. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 11:54pm UTC
   Miranda Gunner
   my dad brought me mcdonalds, god bless his soul.
   24 hours ago · comment · like
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   Cole Axel my dad died..
   23 hours ago · Like
   Miranda Gunner no mcdonalds for you
   22 hours ago · Like
   nmf-true story
   
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4. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 8:59pm UTC
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   My level of maturity changes
   Depending on who I am with♥
   nmf
   
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5. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   Hello, My name is...
   Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
   nmf
   
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6. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   I n e e d y o u
   
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7. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 4:21am UTC
   Let me tell you something about Lord Voldemort. We were best friends in middle school. I know right? Soooo embarrassing. I don't ever...Whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend, Harry Potter, who was toootally gorgeous but then he went to Hogwarts-- And Voldy was like..Weirdly jealous. of him. Like if I would blow him off to hang out with Harry he would be like "Why didn't you call me back?" and I would be like "Uhh, Why are you so obsessed with me? " So for my birthday party, Which was an all wizards pool party, I was like "Voldemort, I can't invite you because I think you're evil". I mean, I couldn't have an evil wizard at my pool party! There were going to be wizards in their bathing suits! I mean, right? He was evil! So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then he dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to him and then he came back in the fall and his nose was gone and he was totally evil and now I guess he is trying to kill Harry Potter.
   
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8. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   And I live to let you shine
   ♥
   nmf
   
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9. MaybeSomedayxx
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   Honey, those scars on your wrist don't define
   you.
   We all have our demons. Don't worry, I know you will conquer it someday.
   Nmf
   
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10. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    2
    Holy stuff. I got a top quote!
    
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11. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    I just can't help
    Falling in Love
    With You♥
    nmf
    
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12. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Oh. My opinions offend
    you?
    You should hear the
    ones I keep to myself..
    
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13. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    On August 6th, A whale named Kavna died.
    Kavna was a white beluga whale, and she inspired the Raffi song "Baby Beluga". She died of cancer. My childhood is in severe pain right now. RIP♥
    
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14. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Hey, Remember when I asked your opinion on me?
    Begged you to judge me? Yeah, me neither.
    nmf
    
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15. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:40am UTC
    I hate when people say
    "Stop being depressed"
    Like it is life choice. It's not. It is an illness. A curse. If I could stop, I would.
    >>>> But it is not that simple <<<<
    
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16. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Are you okay?
    Shhh, I am an actress. You are interrupting my performance.ere
    nmf
    
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17. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:17am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    And I can feel myself fading away now...
    
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19. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    The USA has 69 Medals
    U n ce u n c eu n c e u n c e u nc e u n c e u n c e u n c e
    NMF
    
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20. MaybeSomedayxx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Ugly People Problems #86
    When your doctor asks if you are sexually active
    and you just sit there staring blankly. Then begin
    laughing insanely, make a pterodactyl noise,
    transform into a potato then roll off into the sunset.
    
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