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  1. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Fave
    if you hate science!
    My Science teacher goes Blah Blah Blah!

  2. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:13am UTC
    FAKING OUT PARENTS
    1. Fake a Stomach Cramp
    2. Moan and Wail
    3. Lick Palms
    -FERRIS BUELLER

  3. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    "I know how devastated you must
    be to miss me, but leave a message,
    and I'll try to ease your agony"
    -Adrian Ivashkov

  4. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    He's not my boyfriend
    ...but i love his smile
    & the advice he gives me
    I <3 his kindness
    especially the laughs we share!
    I guess I fell in Love with our
    Friendship

  5. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    My heart longs for you,
    my soul dies for you,
    my eyes cry for you,
    my empty arms reach out for you

  6. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    A guy and a girl can be just friends.
    But a one point or another. They will fall for each other.... maybe temporally. Maybe at the wrong time. Maybe too late. Or maybe forever.....

  7. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:50am UTC
    "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times.
    If one only remembers to turn on the light."
    -Albus Dumbledore

  8. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:36am UTC
    "You and I,
    we could make it"
    -Gale Hawthorne

  9. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Deep in the meadow, under the willow
    a bed of grass, a soft green pillow
    lay down your head and close your sleepy eyes
    and when again they open the sun will rise
    ~*~
    here it's safe, here it's warm
    here the daisies guard you from every harm
    here your dreams are sweet
    and tomorrow brings them true
    here is the place where i love you.
    -Rue's Lullaby

  10. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:07am UTC
    "I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right now, and live in it forever."
    -Peeta Mellark, Catching Fire

  11. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:45am UTC
    good friends are like stars.
    you don't always see them
    but you know they're always there. :)

  12. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:10am UTC
    men are like public toilets
    they are either taken or......
    fulll of sh*t!

  13. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Life is like an hour glass......
    eventually everything hits the bottom
    and all you have to do is wait it out
    until someone comes along
    and turns it around

  14. Maximum_ride23113 Maximum_ride23113
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:03am UTC
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