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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC

"So, this is my life. And I want you to know
that I am both happy and sad and I'm
still trying to figure out how that could be."
-The Perks of being a Wallflower.

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yourcool
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November 5, 2012 7:24pm UTC

For what it's worth; it's never too late or too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to thins thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
- Benjamin Button

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC

I love that feeling.
When you are listening to music, reading a book, or starring out the window during a long car ride. You just completely zone out and forget every trouble you have. You just sit there, content. Your mind is on that one thing. Everything feels so simple, and peaceful. Its the feeling where you are leaving every problem behind you for awhile.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Through the years I've learned to love who I am.
I've understood and accepted my flaws and imperfections.
It's actually funny to watch someone try to break me now.
Point out what's wrong with me, go for it.
I know I'm not perfect.
I know I have flaws and imperfections.
I used to sulk and get paranoid over them.
Now it's the opposite.
If someone tells me something is wrong with me,
I laugh and say "I know. I'm over it."
Because I honestly don't care.
I can't live to please everyone.
I might as well live and enjoy my life, than sulk over things I can't change.

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mayday
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April 3, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Don't you think it's funny how the person you're going to marry is on this earth as of right now?
Yeah, haha. That's weird.
Don't you ever wonder what they're doing right now?
No, cause I know what mines doing already.
Oh, what?
Texting me.

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goose2010
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:02pm UTC

,=,e
Awkward Turtle......

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froggirl9898
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:40am UTC

To Do List
1: Buy 4 Pigs
2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 and 5 on their backs
3: Release them in Wal-Mart.
4: Sit back watch Security search for #4

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alainagrace98
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 10:11am UTC

------------------------
Dear Team Peeta and Team Gale and Team
Katniss,
There aren't any teams. Only one.
Team 12. ♥
nm/
------------------------

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vbchickk25
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:23pm UTC

I wish falling in love hadtraffic lights, so thatI would know if I shouldGO for it, SLOW DOWN, or just STOP♥

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xCuppiieCakeLove
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 9:02pm UTC

BE-YOU-tiful ♥

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SammiSweetheart143
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:23am UTC

a wise girl knows her limits,
a smart girl knows she has none. <3
nmf/nmq

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picklesniffer098
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 2:21pm UTC

when you're stressed, you eat cake, ice cream, chocolate & sweets.
why?
because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.

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BravoSierra
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March 22, 2012 12:54pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Do kids in China push their eyes in
and say "Haha, I'm American."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BeYourself1311
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC

1) First Name Of The Guy In Fresh Prince Of Belaire? Smith
2) What Is The Letter After T?
3) The Opposit Of Stop?
4) In Baseball, 3 Strikes And Your
5) Area= Length time
6) Do Re Fa So La Ti Do
<3 If You Get it:)

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Would cuddling be allowed?
It's a requirement.
nmq

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Dear Black Construction Paper,
Thank you for giving me a reason to exist.
Sincerely, White Crayon.
♥
Follow for a follow? :)

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annaxoxo3
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Hey,can I ask you something?..
Sure
Was it easy?
Was what easy?
Leaving me. Saying all those cute things, then walking away like it was nothing. Like we were nothing. Like I was nothing..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC

A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

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