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Lolax3
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May 4, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Like math? We could
add a bed, subtract
our clothes, divide our
legs, and multiply!

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:17pm UTC

It is generally agreed that "Hello"is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 5:33pm UTC

If someone hurts you,
make that b!tchpay.

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:49pm UTC

A
Mans
Life
Becomes
What
His
Thoughts
Make
Of
It.

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:01pm UTC

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I don't even butter
my bread; I
consider that
cooking.

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Life is anything that
dies when you stomp
on it.

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Does February march?
No , but April may.
{♥} if you get it.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:16pm UTC

To everyone who
Has dealt with suicidal thoughts this past year;
I am glad you are still here .

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CrashYourParty
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Boys are like parking spaces all the good ones are taken.

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CrashYourParty
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 7:55am UTC

// // ❤░░
When you Love something, set it free. If It comes back it's Yours.

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CrashYourParty
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 5:41pm UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
When people don't have an unfollow button,
& you're forced to keep following them
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

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emily202
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Theres always a "this ones for the girls"
So today lets talk to the witty guys
THIS IS FOR THE BOYS WHO...
Look at her and think "Why cant i make her mine?"
Feel like they have to do sports cuz they are streotyped to
Could care less about girls apperence
Stick to the girl that hurts them most but are to in love to let go
Wish their would parents would except them the way they are
know how to treat a girl
love to sing
love to dance
love sports
love anything that makes them to "different"
THIS ONES FOR THE BOYS YOU ARE LOVED!
♥♥♥
***girls fav so guys can see

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Lolax3
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I love people who;
make me laugh. I honestly think it's the best thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills, it's probably the most important thing in a person. {♥}

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Mylife4living626
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 8:29pm UTC

He Calls me;
LOVE
He Makes me;
SMILE
He Helps Me;
ACHIEVE
But since he told me he was leaving; & I'll probably never seem him again
He Made It;
Hard to breathe
#ohmylove
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I act like such a happy person
But , deep down, I am not...
I know people have it worse then me,
But I still have troubles of my own...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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e_n_d_l_e_s_s
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC

When I'm not fine...
people: are you okay?
me: yeah, I'm fine
people: okay.
X
When I am fine...
people: are you okay?
me: yeah, I'm fine
people: omg no you're not let me help you I'm here for you

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 8:05pm UTC

The "B" stands for Beatrice.
But I just like "B."
♥

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Lolax3
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Imm boreeed af'.
Hmu (;

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