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  1. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 12:29am UTC
    The difference between 6th grade and 8th grade:
    6th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl: I'll sit on you! *boy moves*
    8th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl: I'll sit on you!
    Boy: *pats leg* Go ahead!

  2. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 5:46pm UTC
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  3. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    You: He asked me out. :)
    Friend: AWWWWH THAT'S AWESOME! YOU'RE SO PERFECT TOGETHER!
    *some time later*
    You: He broke up with me... :(
    Friend: I knew it! I hated that jerk you never should have dated him!

  4. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    Person: "Hola! Como estas? :D"
    Spanish Guy: *speaks mad fast spanish*
    Person: "Dude! Chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet! o.o"

  5. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 5:03pm UTC
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  6. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    Age 9: "Mommy, will you take me to_____?"
    Age 13: "Mom, can you drop me off at ____?"
    Age 15: "Yo mom, ____ is picking me up in a second."
    Age 17: "Mum, I'm leaving, see you when I get back... maybe."

  7. x_foreverr-me_x x_foreverr-me_x
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 11:53pm UTC
    Love Hurts. Boys Lie. Friends Stab. People Die. Parent's Yell, You Always Try.
    You're never good enough & you don't know why. <3

  8. imperfection101 imperfection101
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:14pm UTC
    It's easier to
    to love someone,
    instead of making them love you.

    My answer to the quote
    torn by two, who do i choose, the one who loves me or the one that I love)

  9. loveisthemovementx loveisthemovementx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 6:12pm UTC
    when i was your age,
    w e l o s t o u r t e e t h , n o t o u r v i r g i n i t y . ////////////////////////♥

  10. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    "Being" looks like
    a chinese word.
    Come on, you know you just
    realized it after reading this.

  11. bieberblast22 bieberblast22
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 10:33pm UTC
    jerseyshore#14
    [girls fighting]
    "this is awesome. i love this.
    for once, it's not my drama"
    ...
    "you want pretzels dude?"
    "popcorn?"
    "we ain't got no popcorn"
    "i'll have pretzels."
    --ronni and pauly d(:

  12. electrified electrified
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 8:00am UTC
    e t c .
    end of thinking capacity.

  13. maddiiexoxo maddiiexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Go to .
    your address Bar
    And- Type in foofle.com.
    Favorite if - *you* - were suprised

  14. tobs0122 tobs0122
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    ♥your heart is on the left side
    b e c a u s e i t ' s n o t a l w a y s r i g h t


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Pandemonium Pandemonium
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 10:43pm UTC
    Your dreams* hold ((secrets)) your lips can’t admit

  17. in_the_end in_the_end
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    sorry is a line you like to say,
    but sorry won't erase
    the words you said yesterday.

  18. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 10:06pm UTC
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  19. VanillaCoke VanillaCoke
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 1:51pm UTC
    butterflies
    were never supposed to feel this amazing ♥

  20. VanillaCoke VanillaCoke
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 12:04pm UTC
    young love
    is the most beautiful kind of love. when you're young,
    you're willing to do anything for that person; you'd
    sacrifice your life for them. one kiss sets off millions
    of fireworks and one hug can make a bad day a whole
    lot better. just being by their side makes you the
    happiest person in the world and just thinking about
    them gives you butterflies. each and every memory
    you have with that person has a special place in your
    heart and when you look back at them, your heart
    smiles. through the good and the bad you hold on to
    each others hand and never let go. young love is the
    m o s t b e a u t i f u l k i n d o f l o v e ♥ ///////////

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