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tobs0122

1. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2010 10:55am UTC
   EVEN WHEN HE JUST slightly
   BUMPS HIS HAND INTO YOURS;
   you get millions of butterflies flying through your tummy ♥
   
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2. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 11:35am UTC
   stranger:would you like to help me find my puppy? i'll give you plenty of candy in the back of my white windowless mini van.
   little girl:sure just let me get my father who happens to be a two time olympic champion for wrestling. i'll be right back...
   *stranger flees the scene*
   smart little girl.
   
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3. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 9:10pm UTC
   ♥your heart is on the left side
   b e c a u s e i t ' s n o t a l w a y s r i g h t
   
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4. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 9:01pm UTC
   so if you're sexting...
   do you get a phoner?
   [facebook]
   
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5. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2010 5:28pm UTC
   "s my d"
   best comeback ever (:
   
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6. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2010 3:39pm UTC
   please tell me if you
   also have trouble telling time on clocks unless they are digital
   -----> s o i k n o w i ' m n o t a l o n e (;
   or maybe i'm just super retarded
   haha..fav/comment.
   
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7. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2010 3:09pm UTC
   boy, your he ar t is blacker than my
   ♥MASCARA
   
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8. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2009 9:37pm UTC
   * * * *
   * * * *
   * * * *
   * i took a chance , i took a shot
   & you might think i'm bulletproof , but i'm not
   you took a swing , i took it hard
   & down here from the ground i see who you are
   * *
   *
   -Tell Me Why by Taylor Swift
   
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9. tobs0122
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2009 11:10pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. tobs0122
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
    Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a "douche".
    Guy from School: [in background referring to Mike O'Donnell] What a douche.
    17 Again ;
    (love this movie. more than 15 favoritedd i'll make a seriess!)
    
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