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Martaa
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July 1, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Dogs have masters
Cats have staff
:)

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Martaa
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June 30, 2012 4:24pm UTC

SWAG
S- Secretly. W- We. A- Are. G- Gay
;)
format by julietechoecho

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Martaa
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June 4, 2012 2:35pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom ............................
nmf/follow for a follow

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Martaa
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June 4, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Memories make us who we are.
Dreams make us who we will become.
ThatsSoMeee format!

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Martaa
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June 4, 2012 2:20pm UTC

That awesome moment when
you open a jar everyone else was struggling with.

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Martaa
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May 5, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Him: Everything happens for a reason ...
Me: No you just screwed up.

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Martaa
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May 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC

The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate

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Martaa
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May 5, 2012 3:36pm UTC

The biggest lie I tell myself is:
“I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
"

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Martaa
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May 5, 2012 3:28pm UTC

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
♥ ♥

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Martaa
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April 27, 2012 11:51am UTC

You want a perfect girl?
Go buy a Barbie

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Martaa
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April 27, 2012 11:46am UTC

Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up into the driveway.
nmq
nmf

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Martaa
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April 27, 2012 11:43am UTC

If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
(:

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Martaa
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April 26, 2012 1:58pm UTC

I hate when I'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.

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Martaa
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April 26, 2012 1:55pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you have to alphabetize something, so you end up singing the alphabet song to get it right.

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Martaa
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April 26, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Hi spider. Nice spider. Come let me pet you; with my shoe! Haha spider. Dead spider.

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Martaa
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April 17, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Yay Nathan is back!

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Martaa
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March 19, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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Martaa
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March 5, 2012 2:28pm UTC

I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die”. And, I’ve got to say that I’m pretty surprised “yell for help” wasn’t one of them.

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Martaa
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March 5, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Don’t worry about what people think , they don’t do it very often
♥
(not my format)

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Martaa
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March 5, 2012 1:50pm UTC

The awkward moment when
your sarcasm isn’t understood in a text

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