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Mari_is_a_penguin

1. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 2:01am UTC
   WHY IS ARIANA GRANDE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
   
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2. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:50am UTC
   ZAYN IS PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY IN VEGAS AND THEY'LL LOSE NIALL AND THIS IS JUST THE HANGOVER PART 4
   
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3. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:45am UTC
   Alive by One Direction is literally an approval song to be a s.l.u.t
   
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4. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:38am UTC
   I WANT TO BE PRETTY ENOUGH TO HOOK UP WITH HARRY STYLES AND HAVE FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT ME WHILST THEY CRY INTO THEIR ONE DIRECTION ONESIES AND FURIOUSLY CROP ME OUT OF PICTURES WITH HIM ON PHOTOSHOP
   UGH
   
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5. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:34am UTC
   Current Status: not cuddling Harry Styles
   Current Mood: sad
   
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6. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:31am UTC
   Do you ever turn the volume on your music up until you reach the perfect level of 'ah yes I cannot hear anything else' and it feels like a big warm hug
   
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7. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:29am UTC
   I feel like Harry is one of those people thats gets out of the pool and immediately tackles the first dry person he sees
   #NoOneIsDryAroundHarry #YaFeel
   
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8. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:27am UTC
   Is there a way I can copy and paste Harry into my life?
   
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9. Mari_is_a_penguin
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   January 28, 2014 1:24am UTC
   There's a 99.9% chance I'm naming my kids after band members
   
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10. Mari_is_a_penguin
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    January 28, 2014 1:21am UTC
    Sext: I bought you concert tickets
    
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11. Mari_is_a_penguin
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    January 28, 2014 1:19am UTC
    *One Direction song plays in store*
    Conceal it don't feel it
    
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12. Mari_is_a_penguin
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    January 28, 2014 1:17am UTC
    Remember the first time you heard Harry's voice and you were just like
    "Oh"
    
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13. Mari_is_a_penguin
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    January 27, 2014 9:53pm UTC
    If you can touch her heart without touching her, then you can melt her heart just by saying her name.
    
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