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  1. Maral Maral
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    The day I first met you ,
    you told me you'll never fall in love♥
    Demi Lavato
    Format credits Kimmyieo1

  2. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Look I know you girls think that all guys are the same, but look at me. Not once have I ever left you hanging. When your boyfriend broke up with you, who was there for you.? Me. When your parents were fighting all of the time, who was there for you.? Me. When you had a break down, who listened to you vent and talked you through it.? Me. Now do you still think all guys are the same.?
    I think I might love you.
    ...I always have.
    O.M.G. ♥
    Can you say week-maker.?

  3. JosieLopez JosieLopez
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service
    Girls: No Shirt, No Charge

  4. kimmyieo1 kimmyieo1
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    My day has been amazing because I got into the elective I auditioned for made my day. ♥
    Follow for a follow?

  5. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    I didn't change,
    I grew up.
    You should try it sometime.

  6. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    453
    days until the One Direction concert.
    HOW am I supposed to wait that long.?
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  7. Maral Maral
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Any man who says they
    can see through a
    woman is missing
    alot.

  8. Maral Maral
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:38am UTC
    *****
    A Successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A Successful woman is the one who can find such a man. successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a ma

  9. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:15am UTC
    *****
    Life (noun):
    A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

  10. letssfallinnlovee letssfallinnlovee
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I wonder what "lol" is in every
    other language.

  11. ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Making smoothies. Outside. In the dark.
    Like a Boss.

  12. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Only Me?:
    My Status; I need a boyfriend ♥
    Him; Hey beautiful ♥
    Me; Meoooowwww I'm a cat.
    Him; Uhh... nvm I g2g
    Me; Forever Aloneee </3
    Follow Mee; SexyBeatGotSwag

  13. peacelovedance1297xo peacelovedance1297xo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Cal: Not even God could sink this ship
    God: Challenge Accepted

  14. JosieLopez JosieLopez
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Friends: You look so pretty today!
    Me: Aww... Thanks! You do too!
    Best friend: You ugly potato.
    Me: You filthy mutt.
    Best friend: You demented frog.
    Me: You constipated duck.
    Best friend: You retarded French Fry.
    Me: You fat stick.
    Best friend:
    Me:
    Best friend:
    Me:
    Best friend:
    Me:
    Best friend:
    Me:
    Best friend: I love you.
    Me: I love you too.

  15. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    I'm tired of crying.
    I'm tired of yelling.
    I'm tired of being sad.
    I'm tired of pretending.
    I'm tired of being alone.
    I'm tired of beign angry.
    I'm tired of feeling crazy.
    I'm tired of feeling stuck.
    I'm tired of needing help.
    I'm tired of remembering.
    I'm tired of missing things.
    I'm tired of being different.
    I'm tired of missing people.
    I'm tired of feeling worthless.
    I'm tired of feeling empty inside.
    I'm tired of not being able to just let go.
    I'm tired of wishing I could start all over.
    I'm tired of dreaming of a life I will never have.
    But most of all, I'm just tired of being tired.

  16. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Girls Sleepover:
    Expectation: PILLOW FIGHT!!!
    Reality: " Pass the Doritos Beeotch"

  17. TheThingsYouDo TheThingsYouDo
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I wonder how
    many strangers
    have taken a photo
    with me in the
    background.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. savviii savviii
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    If A Boy..
    treats his girl like a
    p r i n c e s s
    then you know he was raised
    by a q u e en

  19. diamondgrl404 diamondgrl404
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Hey, I just met you,
    and this is crazy
    but here's my number,
    so call me, maybe
    "carly rae jepsen"
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you send someone a really long text
    And when they finally reply it says
    "k"
    nmf

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