MamaMustache

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Enjoy this wonderous world of magical beings. Beings as in random things that I say in my day to day life.

I see you have come across my page, beware of the consequences :)

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MamaMustache
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September 16, 2012 1:24pm UTC

I want to fly, can you take me far away.
Give me a star to reach for
TELL ME WHAT IT TAKES ♥

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MamaMustache
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September 16, 2012 1:14pm UTC

SKeTcH

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MamaMustache
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September 16, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Go into a store's fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"

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MamaMustache
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September 16, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

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MamaMustache
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September 16, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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MamaMustache
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June 15, 2012 1:55pm UTC

like if you know anyone who doesn't like onedirection

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MamaMustache
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June 7, 2012 10:07am UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I've scrolled my mouse wheel.

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MamaMustache
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June 7, 2012 10:03am UTC

Pretending to be asleep so your parents won't make you do SOMETHING.

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MamaMustache
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May 20, 2012 10:06pm UTC

does anybody think that corn on the cob and corn off the cob taste different?
hope Im not the only one :)

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MamaMustache
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May 20, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Pouring your glass of milk into a bowl and drinking it like a cat
cause its more fun that way

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MamaMustache
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May 20, 2012 1:59pm UTC

THAT AKWARD MOMENT...
when you're listening to Justin Bieber, Never say never
AND YOU REALIZE HE SAYS NEVER LIKE 48 TIMES

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MamaMustache
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May 20, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Being a teenage girl is harder than it looks. You have to impress others, impress yourself, look good for cameras, fight weight gain, tamper with drama, fall head over heels in love with guys that you know just won't work out, believe in the unbelieveable, love harder than you ever have, trust some stupid people, make some crappy mistakes, love who you are, battle emotions, live through puberty and breakups, fail science finals, have the guy of your dreams fall for someone else, be the loving mother that no one had, be the best friend for someone else, walk throguh the crowded hallways after a picture of you was posted on facebook, and, well, look at yourself each day and thank all the crazy fricken people that made you the way you are and tell your self each day, you are beautiful, you are special, and you will make it through this.
Love who you are <3

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 6:33pm UTC

The road to success is always under construction.

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 2:57pm UTC

gay people are just like regular people. GET. IT. THROUGH. YOUR. HEAD
THIS IS TO ALL U BULLIES OUT THERE, GIVE EM' A BREAK, it might not look hard, but being different is one of the hardest challenges in the world.

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Why don't u like me?
Why don't u like me?
WHY DON'T U LIKE ME!
staring at the mirror, u repeat it over and over again.
Ur fat
ur ugly
no one likes u
why are u alive
the other side tells u the reasons.
Sometimes, you just gotta block yourself out, don't listen to ur evil side, take a step back from the mirror. And look out the window, its sunny, get the dark clouds out of ur mind

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MamaMustache
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April 7, 2012 2:48pm UTC

go and pick on some one your own SIZE

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