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  1. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    I'll be honest, I thought "Someone" was another witty famous person.

  2. WoahApples WoahApples
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    everyone is fake in some way.
    whether it's their hair color,
    their personality,
    or their smile.♥

  3. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    I'm that bridge jumping friend
    your mother warned you about.

  4. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
    "maybe your face is just funny."
    i officially love his mom

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    You Are Not Perfect
    You Are Not Perfect
    You Are Not Perfect
    You Are Not Perfect
    You Are Not Perfect
    You Are Not Perfect
    ♥and that's perfectly fine.♥

  6. iblamehollywoodx3 iblamehollywoodx3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    THAT ONCE IN A LIFETIME MOMENT..
    when your mum agrees to buy you something without putting up a fight

  7. breeoco breeoco
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    H I , I ' M A T O P Q U O T E ! i'm gonna write everything really bigand really SQUISHED together, because that's how i get noticed.
    i might also add in a few rainbows,or maybe even some shadows.& because i'm pretty, you'll love me.♥

  8. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    .
    s[he] be[just wanted a sandwich]lieved.
    .

  9. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    "Lie to me"
    she said,
    "I love you"
    he whispered.

  10. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    *Directions on box*
    "Microwave for 3 to 5 minutes"
    4 MINUTES IT IS!

  11. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    At the gym
    *boy starts doing sit ups*
    "4......5.....6..."
    *Hot girl walks by*
    "167.....168.....169...170.."♥

  12. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Home,
    Is where the computer is.
    Format by XxprettixX

  13. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    Him > Your Wall
    Here's the deal. I love you. I love your eyes, your hair, the way you laugh at my
    unfunny jokes, your perfect smile. I think about you everyday and you never
    leave my mind. I can understand if you don't feel the same way but I've been
    hiding these feelings for you ever since 4th grade. Every boyfriend you've had
    I was jealous of. I wanted to be the one to hold your hand, to give you my hoodie,
    to twirl your hair around my fingers. I want to be with you and only you. I'm sorry
    if this creeps you out but I just wanted everybody to know that you're the only girl
    I want. Not any of the hoes in our year. I would never cheat on you cause I couldn't
    bare it if you left my life. I love you. ♥
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    You like this
    You
    ...♥
    22 hours ago · Like
    ^that will never happen< / 3

  14. soccer00512 soccer00512
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:32am UTC
    life is not about
    finding yourself
    life is about
    creating yourself♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Your Mama's so fat
    She has to use a bazooka to put her tampons in

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    Oh, we are supposed
    to go to school to learn? I thought it was just to see all my friends.

  18. WeAreAllBeautiful WeAreAllBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    » While chasing you
    i tripped on all the other broken hearts
    you left behind. ♥
    i can't be another one.

  20. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    "You totally like him!"
    "What makes you think that?!"
    "The way you look at him." ♥

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