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Makemelaugh

1. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   Saying, 'We can still be friends' is like your
   mom telling you that your dog died and saying,
   'We can still keep it.'
   </3
   
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2. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2011 1:31pm UTC
   That mini heart attack you get when you can't feel your phone in your pocket.
   
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3. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2011 3:08pm UTC
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   What's the purpose of exams,
   T
   To remind us of stuff we don't remember?
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4. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   I'm pretty sure the idiot that put the extra 'r' in February is the same guy who came up with the spelling for Wednesday.
   
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5. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2011 7:08pm UTC
   If a guy pauses a game to text you...
   Marry him.
   
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6. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2010 9:36pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. Makemelaugh
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2010 4:20pm UTC
   --->>There is no such thing as death.<<---
   Just a change of worlds.
   
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