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  1. Stella242 Stella242
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    I have OCD
    OBSESSIVE CULLEN DISORDER

  2. bubblegumbum1212 bubblegumbum1212
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:42pm UTC
    Anyone ever notice
    that "studying" is
    "student" and "dying"
    put together?

  3. SmOkIn_SmAlLs SmOkIn_SmAlLs
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:46pm UTC
    am i the only one..
    who can watch a scary movie 10 times
    and still get scared everytime

  4. xoxbabbigirllxox xoxbabbigirllxox
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    how to be a rebel #2...
    Drink from the Milk Carton.

  5. xoxbabbigirllxox xoxbabbigirllxox
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    how to be a rebel #2...
    Put the popcorn down on the side that
    says this side up


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  8. juliaclaire5 juliaclaire5
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 11:10pm UTC
    " I no what you are. Your pale white and ice cold...."
    "Say it"
    " Ice cream cake!"
    Twilight

  9. manndaa96 manndaa96
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 12:23am UTC
    i want to La Push Jacob Black off a cliff!!
    [especially wen he trys to take Edwards place!]
    *the twilight sagaa*
    *all mine-no jocking-give ME creditt*

  10. rockstar3005x rockstar3005x
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:43am UTC
    THINGS I'VE LEARNED; BUT IT'S TOO LATE #10
    Flirting and acting like a complete idiot are two very different things.
    (Guess I'm not seeing that boy again)

  11. rockstar3005x rockstar3005x
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:47am UTC
    THINGS I'VE LEARNED; BUT IT'S TOO LATE #11
    Stick to singing in the shower, if you have "unique" singing skills like me.

  12. rockstar3005x rockstar3005x
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:50am UTC
    THINGS I'VE LEARNED; BUT IT'S TOO LATE #12
    Make sure you never decide to dive; when you have a really loose bikini.


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  14. thatgirlonwitty thatgirlonwitty
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 10:20am UTC
    boys; you con fuse the hell out of me.
    how can you just stop liking someone randomly;;
    and be completely fine like nothing ever happened.
    why do you wear your boxers under your bathing suits;;
    why do you call girls lesbians when they hug;;
    but then slap eachother's butts.
    why do you act like someone's a piece of crap one minute;;
    and then say you love them the next;;
    why do you just randomly decide you like someone spur of the moment;
    why do you need like ten girls at once;
    why do you think a bunch of muddy men chasing a ball down a field
    is entertaining?
    why do you break hearts like they're sticks?

  15. redsoap145 redsoap145
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 5:30pm UTC
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  16. XxJessxisxherexX XxJessxisxherexX
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    People that don't know me,
    [Think I'm quiet]
    People that do know me,
    [Wish I was]

  17. xxmermaids104xx xxmermaids104xx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    There once was a blind girl
    she hated the world
    she hated everyone except for her boyfriend. He was always there for her.
    one day she said, "If i could see the world, i would marry you."
    A few days later, someone donated a pair of eyes to her.
    when the bandages came off, she could see the world.
    The boy asked, "Now that you can see, will you marry me?"
    the girl looked at the boy and saw that he was blind; she had not expected that
    When she saw his eyes were closed she was horiffied
    "No" she said and the boy left in tears
    Days later she got a note. It said:
    Take care of your eyes my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine. </3

  18. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    Alice bound up and to the door
    in a fashion that would
    break a ballerina's
    heart </3

  19. soccergirly2873 soccergirly2873
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 7:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. xokorii_roccs3 xokorii_roccs3
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 7:37pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl
    who will do complicated math
    problems in seconds...but
    spend hours trying to figure out
    what damn animal my cracker
    is supposed to be.
    *no
    credit
    just my edit

:)

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