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MacKenzieeRenee

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Member Since: 11 Dec 2011 03:49pm

Last Seen: 21 Jan 2013 08:14pm

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  1. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    all i need is a beauty and a beat

  2. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    anyone want to kik? if
    so kik me at
    kenzieleszczewski

  3. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:20am UTC
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  4. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    fav. for truth is!

  5. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Me without you
    i s l i k e
    Mickey without Minny.
    The night without darkness,
    A dollar without George Washington,
    A cat without whiskers,
    Abercrombie without a moose,
    A balloon without air,
    Edward without Bella,
    A vampire without blood,
    Witty without quotes,
    a perasite without a host,
    the jonas brothers without music,
    Lady Gaga without her outfits,
    SharkBait without Whoohaha (nemo)
    Glee without music,
    School without homework,
    Dance without moving your feet,
    The ocean without salt,
    A sunburn without the sun,
    Adam without eve,
    Zeus without Hera,
    Grass thats not green,
    A house without floorboards,
    art without paint,
    a pen without ink,
    harry potter without magic,
    The whitehouse without a president,
    The world without laws,
    A t.v without picture,
    A straightner without hair,
    Drama without a cause,
    A flower without its pedals,
    The earth without air,
    A book without pages,
    babies without conception,
    Thunder without lightning,
    The beach without sand,
    A pothead without pot,
    War without guns,
    Harry withour ginny,
    Ron without Hermionie,
    Toes without feet,
    & A heart
    missing
    a beat♥

  6. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  7. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    say ur crush name 6 time.
    now make a wish
    whats more important love or ten million dollars
    wish again love or money
    now post this in 60 sec
    and you with have an unexpected convo with your crush

  8. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥: > He stares at you a lot >He hits you a lot(playfully) >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start aconverstaion with you >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk > You hung up on him. He called you back > You where invited by him to a group outing >He called you to talk about nothing at all . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.) Now make a wish. Ok stop!! Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love! Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day nmq

  9. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:19am UTC
    My Crush"
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject
    "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...
    DON'T screw it up.

  10. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    >>>> PLEASE READ IF YOU TRULY TRULY LOVE & BELIEVE IN GOD♥ a girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Re-post this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" STAND UP FOR HIM 51% won't re-post this be the one who's smart whom he protects. re-post.(: nmq.I just believe in god, he is my savior♥

  11. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Girl: am I pretty?
    Boy : NO..
    Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
    ... Boy : NO.
    ... Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
    Boy : NO.
    She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
    Boy : Your not pretty, your Beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
    (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
    (Girl whispers) : I will.
    Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't repost this in the next 15 minutes, you will have bad luck for the next 5 years

  12. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
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    December 30, 2011 9:27am UTC
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  13. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    My biggest enemy is myself. Sick of hating on myself, throwing it all away. Starting a self-improving challenge.
    1. No more cutting.
    2. No more starving myself.
    3. No more junk food.
    4. No more spending every hour on facebook/ the computer.
    5. Do homework so I can actaully get good grades and a job.
    6. Work out & Eat healthy.
    7. Respect myself. Build cofidence in myself. Know I'm beautiful no matter who says otherwise, and that there are people out there who love me<3
    Copy&Paste if you support self-improvement.<3

  14. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    My old man's that old man, spent his life livin' off the land, dirty hands, and a clean soul. breaks his heart seein' foreign cars, filled with fuel that isn't ours and wearin' cotton he didn't grow he's got the red, white, and blue flyin' high on the farm semper fi tattooed on his left arm spends a little more at the store for a tag in the back that says u.s.a. won't buy nothin' that he can't fix, with wd40 and a craftsman wrench he ain't prejudice he's just, made in america his wife, she's that wife that decorates on the 4th of july but says "every day's independence day" she's golden rule, teaches school, some folks say it isn't cool but she says the pledge of allegiance anyway. got the red, white, and blue flyin' high on the farm semper fi tattooed on his left arm spends a little more at the store for a tag in twrench he ain't prejudice he's just, made in america made in america made in america my old man's that old man, he's made in america he back that says u.s.a. won't buy nothin' that he can't fix, with wd40 and a craftsman wrench he ain't prejudice he's just, made in america born in the heartland, raised up a family of king james and uncle sam got the red, white, and blue flyin' high on the farm semper fi tattooed on his left arm spends a little more at the store for a tag in the back that says u.s.a. won't buy nothin' that he can't fix, with wd40 and a craftsman

  15. MacKenzieeRenee MacKenzieeRenee
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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