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BeMineBieber_xo
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December 25, 2011 2:37pm UTC

This format by PaperLung. fave if, your ending 2011 single Lyrics from the song 'Meet Me At The Gates' by Blessthefall. comment If, your not.

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Jade672
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December 25, 2011 1:49pm UTC

The awesome moment when
when you're telling a lie and your best friend
notices and joins you.

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seemskindafitchy

posted a quote
November 20, 2011 2:43pm UTC

the awkward moment when;
you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times.

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Pink_Ninja
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 4:10pm UTC

Have you ever noticed
that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning man?
I bet he's not laughing out loud.

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WittyGurrl
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June 5, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Di d youkn o w…#4
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

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Original_xD
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June 6, 2011 2:10pm UTC

"We All Have That One Friend Who Needs To Learn How To Whisper."
-Facebook

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beenXthereXdoneXthat
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June 5, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Today;
My pet unicorn, Alfred, died. Can I please have 53440309 faves to show how much I loved him?

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Bucketkiaad33
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June 6, 2011 7:17am UTC

click to see this quote

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Nani
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June 6, 2011 3:10am UTC

MATH IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I HEAR PEOPLE DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS.
FOR EXAMPLE,
"John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23. What does he have now?
UMM.. DIABETES, MAYBE??

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mikaaaela
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 12:14am UTC

Dear Boys.
I am a jiggling ball of fat.
Explain how that is sexy.
sincerely, a Boob.

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seemskindafitchy

posted a quote
June 1, 2011 9:32pm UTC

Only ninja’s can read this quote…;
Congratulations you are a TRUE ninja…now fave this so we can recruit all the non-ninja’s.

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idance
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Today, my dad was eating some chinese food
and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I
immediately started laughing and said, "That was
unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
I stopped laughing.
MLIA.
repost.♥
<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center;">Today, my dad was eating some Chinese food and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I immediately started laughing and said, "That was unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you." I stopped laughing. MLIA. </div>

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Chloaaay17
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC

i've been in 2 milleniums,
2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
of the world.
i'm not even 20 yet.

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hopelesslyinlove6
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC

"You are what you eat.."
Y
That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
nmf/nmq

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XXKatiiKatXX120
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August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 8:32pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #30
Brittany To Glee Club:
"Can I Be Honest?
I Don't understand The Difference Between An Elf
AND A SLAVE”
Glee

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JordanLea
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 10:11pm UTC

When A Girl Cr ys,
It's not just over one thing.
It's a build up of anger and tears they have been
holding in for so long.
They try to put a smile on everyday so
no one will see the pain they are really feeling.
And sometimes, the happiest girls..
are the ones breaking down inside.

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