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1. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:20pm UTC
   MLIA #28
   Today only one side of my nose was stuffy. MLIA
   
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2. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:18pm UTC
   MLIA #27
   Today I bought a Swiffer. My old mop did not want me back. MLIA
   
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3. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:15pm UTC
   MLIA #26
   Today i was the first one done with my exam. i waited until someone else
   turned it in first. MLIA
   
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4. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:07pm UTC
   MLIA #25
   Yesterday i was watching Michael Jackson's funeral. i thought about how cool
   it would be in he got out of the coffin and started performing Thriller. He didnt. MLIA
   
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5. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:05pm UTC
   MLIA #24
   Today I was watching Dora the Explorer. When she asked me what my favorite
   part was i said " The part when you died". She said " i liked that part too"
   I felt so proud I tricked her. MLIA
   
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6. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:02pm UTC
   MLIA #23
   Today a Billy Mays commericail came on. i felt guilty changing the channel
   so i watched the whole thing. i felt as if i paid my respects to him. MLIA
   
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7. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 7:54pm UTC
   MLIA #22
   Today i annouced to my friends at lunch, even though im a jock, i loved to bake.
   the cafeteria did not break into song. MLIA
   
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8. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 7:16pm UTC
   MLIA #21
   Today my mom told me to clean up my room because the cleaning lady is coming over tommorow. im so confused. MLIA
   
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9. MLIAforyou1
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 12:55pm UTC
   MLIA #20
   This morning i woke up from a good dream. i tried to continue the dream. i failed.MLIA
   
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10. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:53pm UTC
    MLIA #19
    Today I was in the shower and there was a hair on the wall. i decided to throw
    puddles of water at it to make it fall. it didnt. then i aimed the shower head at it.
    it fell. MLIA
    
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11. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:51pm UTC
    MLIA #18
    Today I opened my closet. Didnt find Narnina. MLIA
    
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12. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    MLIA #17
    Today Microsoft Word decided to shut down without explantion. i choose
    not to send a error report to Mircosoft. MLIA
    
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13. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:47pm UTC
    MLIA #16
    Today I changed the date on my assignment to last week so the
    teacher wont think i procrastinated. MLIA
    
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14. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:45pm UTC
    MLIA #15
    Today I saw a crunchy looking leaf on the sidewalk. i went out of
    my way in order to step on it. MLIA
    
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15. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    MLIA #14
    Today I wore swiming goggles for the first time. Everything was so clear,
    i gasped in amazment. Bad move. MLIA
    
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16. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:42pm UTC
    MLIA #13
    Today I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was a stupid idea. I would have
    changed the channel, but i was under a blanket and didnt want my arms
    to get cold. MLIA
    
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17. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:38pm UTC
    MLIA #12
    Today I was microwaving something. i pressed the timer at 1
    so i didnt have to hear that beeping sound. MLIA
    
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18. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:35pm UTC
    MLIA #11
    Today I didnt know what to do on the computer so i decided
    to clikc and drag the mouse across the screen to make highlited rectangles.
    It was amusing. MLIA
    
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19. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:32pm UTC
    MLIA #10
    Today I was on my Ipod Shuffle. i Skipped most of the songs to get to
    the ones i like. MILA
    
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20. MLIAforyou1
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    MLIA #9
    Today I won a million dollars, but i closed out the pop up anyway. MLIA
    
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