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  1. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
     February 7, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    The reason I'm funny is because
    my life is a joke.
    lolsotrue.com
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  2. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
     January 31, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
    but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?
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     January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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     January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Kendrick* Kendrick*
    posted a quote
     November 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Trying to calm a women down when shes upset
    is like trying to baptize a cat.
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  6. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    If you can't afford condoms,
    you can't afford kids.
    lolsotrue.com
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  7. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 17, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    A good friend knows all of your best stories,
    A best friend has lived them with you.
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
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  8. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote
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  9. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 17, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    Throw them at people you don't like.
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
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  10. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 18, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Alarm Clocks, because every morning should start with a heart attack.
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  11. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    "You actually have friends?"
    "Yeah man! I own all 10 seasons!"
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  12. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     October 20, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said,
    I'd be poor.
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  13. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     November 30, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Faviourite
    If you've ever been caught rockin' out to Hannah Montana's songs. Oh just me...
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  14. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 1, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    You unfollowed
    me because your afraid of falling madly in love with me. It's fine, I understand.
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  15. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 2, 2012 10:09am UTC
    *Breaks pencil*
    Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK MY LIFFFFE!
    I'M GOING TO FAIL HIGH SCHOOL AND WILL DIE ALONE BECAUSE NO ONE WILL WANT TO GET MARRRRRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME BECAUSE I'LL BE A H0E ON THE STREET ;(!
    Teacher: Alex, I think you should take a walk.
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  16. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I am not a stalker.
    I'm uh- an unpaided spy..
    made by me, feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  17. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 4, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Who is this "Feat."?
    He's in every song!
    I cannot lie, from LOLSOTRUE.com feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  18. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    A papercut
    is a Tree's final stand.
    Feel free to make it pretty
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  19. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I won't be impressed by ITunes
    until I can download food.
    Feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=
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  20. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
     December 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    The moment
    where the "cool" girl at school forgets to enlarge one b00b for a selfie.
    Feel free to make it pretty
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