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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 8:24pm UTC

They say:
l r o a s
o a l o t
v s l c e
e i e r r
Well I Wanna Be In That Amusement Park Allll Day Long...<3

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MENT_2_B
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November 11, 2010 9:58am UTC

Amy-Whoa, That's a pretty dress!
Marissa- Did you just say Santa Clause was in the middle of the road?

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:38am UTC

high off of love
drunk from my hate.

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 7:22pm UTC

& if its true that when you can't sleep
its because someone's thinking of you
that person needs to quit it 'cuz im
MAADD TIREDDD!!!!

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 7:02pm UTC

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MENT_2_B
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November 8, 2010 6:47pm UTC

-HOW DO YOU KEEP A TACO FROM FALLING OVER?
-WHAT IF IT HAD A FLAT BOTTOM?
(INSERT FIESTA HERE)

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
October 19, 2010 4:01pm UTC

Last night i was texting my boyfriend. My mom walked behind me and i quickly put my phone down so she couldn't see what i was texting. She asked me what i was doing and i said
IM TEXTING, GOD...
and of course her and her witty self said...
YOUR TEXTING GOD? WOW YOU MUST GET PRETTY GOOD SERVICE!

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 2:24pm UTC

Don't ever argue with an idiot
he'll drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 2:08pm UTC

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO...?
YEAH, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE...

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
August 17, 2010 8:26pm UTC

I Y ELI
*From Degrassi*

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 3:47pm UTC

Me *turns on the radio*
Mom- "Oh, Justin Bieber has a new song"
Me- "Mom, that's Rhianna"

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 28, 2010 11:41am UTC

IF YOU LIVE
TO BE 100
I WANT TO LIVE TO BE
99 YEARS AND 363 DAYS OLD
SO I WILL NEVER LIVE A DAY WITHOUT YOU
~WINNIE THE POOH<3

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 28, 2010 9:03am UTC

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
http://www.jokesblonde.com/ ________________
http://www.jokesblonde.com/

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 27, 2010 9:40pm UTC

SOMETIMES IF NO ONE LIKES MY QUOTE I TRY TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT EVERYONES COMPUTER BROKE DOWN THEREFORE, THEY DIDN'T SEE MY QUOTE AND COULD NOT 'LIKE' IT. =]

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 27, 2010 9:23pm UTC

Whoever Said French Was The Language Of Love Obviously Was Deaf...
I Mean, It SoundsLike You're Trying To Hack Something Up...

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 16, 2010 5:45pm UTC

Sam
Sees the knee wholes in my jeans
"What have you been doin' on your knees?
:D

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 16, 2010 5:43pm UTC

Julia- "You have horrible posture."
Me-"O thanks!"
Julia-"Have you been bending over a lot latley, little missy?"
<3

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 10, 2010 5:56pm UTC

I LOVE YOU
SIMPLE AS THAT
NO LIES
NO CHEATING
I JUST LOVE THE WAT YOU ARE

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
July 10, 2010 5:52pm UTC

Kidz Bop
please stop ruining good songs...

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
June 23, 2010 5:50pm UTC

MY FRIEND -JOJO- WAS OPENING HER BIRTHDAY PRESENTS...
ME: OH MY GOSH IT'S A TAYLOR LAUTNER POSTER!
JOJOs' MOM: OH I HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SHIRT ON!!
MADE MY DAY...

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