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  1. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 10:41pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    IGNORE THIS PART......
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to
    die!

  2. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 10:37pm UTC
    My Crush
    My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.

  3. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    && She get down
    L
    o
    w
    for me.
    crediitt too meee
    <3

  4. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 11:22am UTC
    I have a question for all you witty userss
    What is you favorite name for a boy nd girl?
    If you juss comment nd tell me that would
    be great.
    Mine are
    Boy-Darnell Micheal
    Girl-Leah Faith
    just leave me commentss
    <3

  5. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 11:18am UTC
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  6. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 1:48pm UTC
    You kno you give good brain
    like you graduated from a
    good school!
    You-Lloyd ft.Lil Wayne
    <3
    sorryy lazy with the colors
    No Jockingg pleasee
    Crediit to mee
    Commentss would be nice.
    <3

  7. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:12am UTC
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  8. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 10:51pm UTC
    Lil Wayne Concert!!!
    Whos goingg??
    comment meee
    <3

  9. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer
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    summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer
    Creditt to me
    took a long tme
    no jocking pleasee!!
    <33

  10. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 3:38pm UTC
    AND
    i don't think your beautiful
    i think your beyond it
    Creditt to mee
    no jocking please
    <3

  11. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Regents
    Be Back Later
    DON'T Txt or call
    Wish me luckk
    <3
    Like itt?
    creditt to mee
    <3

  12. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    ok ik this isn't a quote but i nedd major advice:
    im a freshman and i rely wanna talk to this junior
    but, its kinds difficult to start a convo with him
    my friends told me i have to talk to him by the end of the school year
    which is 10 dayss
    soo any suggestions of how to start a convo with him??
    plzz i really need help
    comment me
    thanxx
    <3

  13. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:37pm UTC
    &&
    She played the same song
    over && over again
    Until her I-Pod died
    </3
    crediit to mee
    change the colors
    but credittt to mee
    <3

  14. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    i wanna zorse
    they are cool
    <3
    ha
    venting
    <3

  15. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 8:20pm UTC
    Ha
    The boy is minee
    <3
    CREDITT
    make it pretty
    <3

  16. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    He's so hott
    &&
    Knowing i can't have him
    Bugs me

  17. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 3:54pm UTC
    dumb blonde test :)
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door (so many timmess)
    4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [] You have eaten a bug
    28 [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace
    32 [x] You break a lot of things
    33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
    36 [x]When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
    ha blondee

  18. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    RAMS SOCCER TEAM<3
    2009
    UGLYY??
    chngee it up
    change it to ur school name
    err whatever ya want
    <3

  19. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 4:25pm UTC
    Turn My Swag on
    Mineee
    sry bout the color if they ugly
    changee it up
    Creditt to me tho
    <3

  20. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    She walked into school;
    Hair a mess
    Sweatshirt &&Sweats
    Walks up to him
    &&
    Shoves everything he ever gave her
    "hope your happy" she said
    </3
    Credittt to mee
    no jockingg
    fav it
    <3

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