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Member Since: 5 Nov 2011 09:19pm

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Hey, my name is mary.
I live in New Jersey in a town everbody hates...but me.
I personally love small towns.
I play softball, basketball, dance, and cheerleading.
I love all of those sports <3
My favorite motto is, Dream Big!
I always wanted to be a professional dancer.
Im getting there really slowly.
Im doing interveiws and working on my dancing.
I WILL MAKE IT THERE!

MARYxBETH
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March 4, 2012 7:12pm UTC

LOL@those faces that come on the screen when you pause a movie or shows.

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MARYxBETH
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January 22, 2012 9:06pm UTC

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MARYxBETH
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January 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Dear chair,
I know you get more a**, but I get more head.
Sinceraly,
Pillow

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MARYxBETH
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December 29, 2011 7:26pm UTC

When a commercial comes on the TV ;
scream scary movie and hide under the blanket .
Fav if you do this too .

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MARYxBETH
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December 17, 2011 4:24pm UTC

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^^ that "slaps" thing is just rude. like really it needs to stop.
Am I the only one that thinks this?
Fav this if you think it need to stop too.

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MARYxBETH
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December 17, 2011 4:07pm UTC

go on google and type in " let is snow ". MAGIC!!

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MARYxBETH
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December 15, 2011 4:06pm UTC

When your friend falls. You laugh at first but then you like,
"SH*T MAN, ARE YOU OKAY!!!"

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MARYxBETH
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December 14, 2011 8:07pm UTC

school=time to hangout with your friends and bother the sh*t out of the teachers ;)

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MARYxBETH
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December 14, 2011 8:05pm UTC

anything worth doing, is worth doing to your fullest patental.

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MARYxBETH
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December 3, 2011 8:10pm UTC

when you your parents tell you to do something but you dont want to do it just because they told you to do it...(:

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MARYxBETH
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 5:39pm UTC

my brother: here i drew a picturee.
me: aw.. is that me!
my brother; yes (puts a smile on his face)
Me: wow!..
my brother: what?
me: am i really that ugly..?
ahh.. got to love family...sike!

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MARYxBETH
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November 7, 2011 6:44pm UTC

The police are looking for a suspect described as pretty, funny, and nice.
Your ugly a** is safe, but where should I hide?

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