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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 6:35pm UTC

IT'S SEXY WHEN GUYS
SMELL GOOD. I JUST WANT TO EAT THEM

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:45pm UTC

He treats you like crap
& you know it.
Why do you let him?
You have a voice,
STAND UP FOR YOUR SELF.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:19pm UTC

It's Impossible To
let go of you when you're exactly what I've been looking for
& s o m u c h m o r e ♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 5:22pm UTC

That awkward penguin run
you do when you have your backpack on.
♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC

I SPEAK THREE FLUENT LANGUAGES;
ENGLISH,SWEARING AND SARCASM.
format by: h0peful

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 2:55pm UTC

That sexy face when
you eat something sour.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 12:20am UTC

I don't know man,I just like food.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 2:53pm UTC

I hate having family as
Friends on facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 2:15pm UTC

Knock knock;)
Who's there?
She dumped.
She dumped who?
She dumped you. Peace out douche

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toria_skax
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 10:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC

& who else
wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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toria_skax
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 10:56pm UTC

Mom: You're grounded.
You: Psh, fine I don't care.
Mom: Fine then, give me your phone.
You: OMG, NOOOO! I'M SORRY MOMMY! I LOVE YOU!

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An'*
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 7:56pm UTC

for every day, i miss you. for every hour i need you.
for every minute, i feel you. for every second, i want you. forever, i love you. ♥

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An'*
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 8:03pm UTC

maybe i'm scared because you mean more to me
than any other person. you're everything i think about, everything i want. ♥

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An'*
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 8:09pm UTC

right when i get you off my mind,
some little small thing reminds me of you, and i catch myself smiling. ♥

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LukeLacrosse10
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 12:51pm UTC

Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 1:56pm UTC

i find it hilarious
when someone insults you, then you
say something mean back, and they
try to make you feel bad for them by
acting all offended and sad. lol. no.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:11pm UTC

2011: drop it like it's hot
1836: decrease your longitude as if the weather is fair

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