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LuvzTheAnswer

  1. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    i - i love you like a love song baby!
    <3
    How about you love me like a person

  2. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Sitting in your car when zombies start to attack
    You fight them with a:
    A: Chainsaw
    B: Flamethrower
    C: Shotgun
    If you chose A, B, or C,
    May I ask,
    Why would you get out of the car to fend them off?

  3. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Faving your own quote to make you look like someone quoted you...
    You know you do it too

  4. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    "Lets go do the cinnamon challenge!"
    "No, thanks. I'm more of a nutmeg kind a gal."
    :)

  5. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    IF I WAS A DOG,
    AND SOMEONE CALLED ME SNUGGLY WUGGLY,
    I THINK I WOULD KILL THEM IN THEIR SLEEP. . .
    OR JUST PEE ON THEIR SHOE

  6. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    "Dude, your fly."
    "Thank you."
    "No I mean your fly is down."
    ......

  7. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    "I Love riding my skateboard!"
    * falls of skateboard*
    "I hate riding my scateboard!"

  8. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    1812:
    S ophisticated Narritive Sibling
    1972:
    Funky Scoop Man
    2012:
    Cool Story Bro

  9. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    if die young , bury me in satin
    lay me -
    I changed my mind.
    I'd rather use a coffin

  10. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Responding
    "Oh, sorry, that was my last piece..."
    Whenever some kid asks you for gum

:)

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