This is a list of 20 things you should be careful of not happening to you.
#1: Never eat or drink while lying on your back. It promotes choking.
#2: Never drive on a frost-heave ridden road and try to drink boiling hot tea at the same time. As to the results? Just use your imagination.
#3: Never try to hang crepe paper from the ceiling of your workplace while standing on a swivel chair. As is #2, just use your imagination.
#4: Never try to light a pillar candle (you know, the ones with the glass around them) while holding the match vertically…unless you want roasted fingers that is.
#5: Never eat chap-stick, even if it does smell like tangerine gummy bears. It'll leave an absolutely vile taste in your mouth for about…oh…five days.
#6: Never, ever, ever po-go stick down a hill. When you hit the turf, let's just say that it feels like both your tibia and your fibula are fractured. >_<
#7: Never give a toll lady a 20 dollar bill when she only needs 60 cents. She'll give you the evil eye. It was scary.
#8: Never eat a cup of snow without knowing what is sitting at the bottom of the cup…Clorox, for example.
#9: Never test the sharpness of your new jackknife on your own finger.
#10: Never try to ride a bike over a raised piece of oak beam that's only five inches in width no matter how easy it looks. No need to elaborate.
#11: Never try to climb a thorn-apple tree. The thorns are experts at disguise and are sharper than one might think.
#12: Never sit on a swing in the same vicinity that your eight year old brother is (trying to) play golf – with real golf balls. Minor concussions may occur.
#13: You know those big 1 pound packages of butter? The ones in aluminum wrappers? Never put these in the microwave in order to soften the butter….those were some pretty fireworks though…
#14: Always look to see if a chair is underneath you before you sit down…
#15: Never try to take a pie out of a 350 degree oven without oven mitts. Hot glass is…well…hot.
#16: Never get your little brother riled up to the extent that they think spraying Axe ™ in your face is jolly hilarious.
#17: Never jump off the roof of your chicken's house (without proper padding that is) with an umbrella and the false idea that said umbrella will slow your descent. Mary Poppins must be fiction.
#18: Never try to ride your completely insane and violent cow. (FYI…She was a twin who got her brothers crazy hormones, while he got her nice ones… Oh and notice, the keyword is "was.")
#19: Never try take the steps two at a time in three inch heels. It doesn't do the old ankles a bit of good.
#20: Never, ever, never, never, ever be too cautious. Try daring things, live life to its fullest, get thrills (as long as you're not positive they'll cause you certain death or injury)... Just don't try these things… well what do u think? i no, i no, u think imv a complete idiot. no im not. some parts r just missing.......
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