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LukesLover

1. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2004 7:12pm UTC
   A good friend will pay the bail to get you outta jail,
   But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying " Damn that was fun!"
   
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2. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2004 4:17pm UTC
   You got me lifted, shitfted higher than the ceiling
   and oo--wee, its the ultimate feling
   you got me lifted,shifted
   feeling so gifted,
   suga suga how'd ya get soo fly??!!
   *love this song*
   
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3. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2004 3:33pm UTC
   o o
   /^^^^^7
   ' ' ,oO))))))))Oo,
   ,'))))))))))))))), /{
   ' ,'o ))))))))))))))))={
   > ))))))))))))))))={
   `, ))))))\ \)))))))={
   ',))))))))\/)))))' \{
   '*O))))))))O*' *~
   Ther's plenty o' fish in the sea....but none of them are looking at me!!
   i copied the fish but i made up the saying so i'm not tkaing credit for the fish whoever made it....its really cute so i used it!!
   
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4. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2004 3:28pm UTC
   A is for alchohol
   B is for beer
   C is the reason y i'm not here
   Noone should be smoking crack or cocaine...cuz it could be the reason ur not here anymore
   
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5. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2004 3:26pm UTC
   Don't tell me you love me if it isn't true
   Cuz i mite do something stupid like..
   beleive in you
   
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6. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2004 3:25pm UTC
   Don't tell me you love me if it isn't true
   
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7. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2004 7:03pm UTC
   Friends are forever
   Boys are watever
   When worst comes to worst
   My girls come first!
   Always remember its chicks be4 dicks
   
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8. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2004 6:41pm UTC
   U broke my heart
   U made me cry
   Even after you promised and said you'd stick a needle in ur eye
   You said you loved me and you'd never stop
   Ur flirty words brought me to the top
   U gave me the world
   In the palm of my hand
   But the whole time you played me and left me in the sand
   Ur such a jack@$$ and now ur in the past
   So don't come back
   Becuz soon you'll realize what you lack
   And lemme fill you in
   Thats me!!
   Kinda cheesy i know but my friend made it up when her bf dumped her so spread it around for her!!!!
   
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9. LukesLover
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2004 5:38pm UTC
   Never argue with an idiot.........
   They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!!!
   
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10. LukesLover
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2004 5:36pm UTC
    ~~~~~It's better to let someone think your an idiot then to open your mouth and prove it~~~~~~
    
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11. LukesLover
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2004 4:56pm UTC
    *****I like big butts and i cannot lie***you other brothas can't deni*** when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waste and a round thing in your face yu get S~P~R~U~N~G*******
    I love this song!! Hehehehe
    
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12. LukesLover
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2004 11:29am UTC
    I Loved you once** you loved me not** I loved you twice** But then I thought** You never loved me** You never will** But for some reason** I love you still
    
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