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1. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:46am UTC
   Tom Daley: The guy every girl wants to dive in them
   Me: lol who?
   
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2. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   333 Ways to get kicked out of WalMart
   #1
   Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
   
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3. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
   If My Girl Wants A Sandwich
   I'm Going To Make It
   
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4. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC
   One Day You Will Find A Guy...
   And Ultimately, he's going to find out. How you chew, how you sip, how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day. The fact that most of your friends are shallow. How your face looks underneath all your makeup. How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times, how certain games and shows make you really happy. How crank you can get when you're tired, how you think you look back in all you Facebook photos. He's going to know everything about you. And you know what? He's still going to love you.
   -lucasryan
   ~
   nmf
   
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5. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   A man watching a video on TV:Man: Nononononnonon! Don't Do It!Man Don't Go In There!Man: You are ruining your life!Man: NOOO HEEE WAS SO YOUNGG!Woman: hey love what are you watching?Man: Our wedding video....
   
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6. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 7:13pm UTC
   Eating A Perfectly good icecream cone, then the icecream falls on ground
   me: curse you gravity -_-
   
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7. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 11:42am UTC
   "Are you free tomorrow?"
   no I'm freaking expensive
   
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8. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 11:16am UTC
   nothing ever happens
   like you imagine it will
   
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9. LucasRyan
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 6:01pm UTC
   Love Isn't Complicated
   people are
   
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10. LucasRyan
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Girls,
    There are some good guys out there, I promise
    Keep looking.
    -Lucas
    
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