Lovingthelace

Lovingthelace
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July 29, 2012 7:27pm UTC

I'm not fat,
I'm just easy to see.

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Lovingthelace
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July 23, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I Believe In Second Chances,
I just don't think everyone deserves them.

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Lovingthelace
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April 3, 2012 8:22pm UTC

When Someone Stares at you
5% Smile and start a conversation
80% Look away quickly
15% Pretend nothing happened
Me: Stare at them awkwardly until they look away.
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Lovingthelace
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April 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Despite what you've been told,
Gum doesn't stay in your system for seven years,
it passes through your system just as fast as
regular food.
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Lovingthelace
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April 3, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Yes Dad,
Every guy is my boyfriend.
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Lovingthelace
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March 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC

We're all addicted to something,
that takes away the pain.
♥

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Lovingthelace
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December 24, 2011 9:29pm UTC

"I'm sorry Wendy, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
-South Park.

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Lovingthelace
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December 17, 2011 10:51pm UTC

Hey, you left your phone at my house.
Hello?
.....
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!?!
Oh, wait....

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Lovingthelace
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December 3, 2011 12:23am UTC

So I met this man,
Who was a homeless alcoholic addicted to too many drugs to count. He had only the clothes on his back, and his mediocre job that contributed to his drug fund.
So one day he met this lady,
who was from a normal middle class family, with a normal job. She was normal looking with a mild personality, and was startled when she saw this mess of a man. They walked past each other for days on her way to work, and sometimes conversed. This conversing trickled into full-blown conversations, and soon love.
Present Day;
This man works at a high paying law firm, and hasn't touched the bottle in seven years. He lives in an expensive condo and hasn't even seen drugs for a long time.
This specific lady has been at his side this whole time.
True Story.

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Lovingthelace
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November 29, 2011 8:27pm UTC

If I was a teacher,
I would figure out who had a crush on who,
and always pair them up.

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Lovingthelace
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November 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Boy: Does he make you laugh like I did?
Girl: He doesn't make you cry like you did.

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Lovingthelace
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November 21, 2011 1:42pm UTC

In Bed;
It's 6 am and you close your eyes for fives minutes.
You open them and it's 7:45
At School;
It's 1:30 and you close your eyes for 5 five minutes.
You open them and it's 1:31

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Lovingthelace
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November 21, 2011 1:29pm UTC

Textaphrenia;
Thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there's actually no message at all.

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Lovingthelace
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November 18, 2011 8:09pm UTC

Respect your parents,
They pay for your internet.♥

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Lovingthelace
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November 15, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Mustaches?
Makes everything 67.2% better.

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Lovingthelace
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October 30, 2011 12:38am UTC

I Intend to live forever.
So far so good.
♥
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Lovingthelace
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October 30, 2011 12:17am UTC

There's a fine line
between cuddling
and holding someone down so
they can't get away.
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Lovingthelace
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October 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

This really huge jerk,
kept flirting with me during 6th period.
It got to the point where he was making really perverted comments.
My teacher was like, "Matthew, stop."
He didn't.
He went on and on,
I was humiliated.
My teacher wasn't doing anything,
just vigourously typing on her computer.
She presses a button on her computer, and we hear,
"Matthew, je to z vaší ligy."
"Matthew, hun er ude af din liga."
"Mateja, viņa no savas līgas."
"Mateo, izarrekin du zure liga."
"Matthieu, elle est hors de votre ligue."
"Matthew, she's out of your league."
Google translate is golden.

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Lovingthelace
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October 24, 2011 10:12pm UTC

When that guy has bigger boobs than you.
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Lovingthelace
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October 22, 2011 12:57am UTC

Hold on I'm coming.
Dude, what's taking so long?
I'm shaving my lesbians.
Ehh..What?
LEGS! LEGS!!

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