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Lover17

1. Lover17
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   I put the "PRO"
   in procrastinate.
   
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2. Lover17
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   November 21, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   Easy way to save paper:
   Get rid of all dictionaries....
   We. Have. Google.
   
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3. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   When you were older,
   you used to love
   playing with time machines.
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4. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:08pm UTC
   When you were older, you used
   to love playing around with time machines.
   
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5. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 7:24am UTC
   .......
   My celebrity crush
   seems to have
   forgotten to show up at
   our wedding.
   .......
   
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6. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   There is no panic like:
   trying to press "End Call" when you accidently call someone.
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   nmq
   
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7. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 3:55pm UTC
   "One man's trash. is another man's. Treasure."
   is an awesome phrase, but it’s a horrible way to
   Tell your
   kid their adopted.
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8. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 3:45pm UTC
   What's with when you go to a restaurant and when they give you the bill its in a little book? Is it like the story of your meal? Once upon a time there were some really hungry people...
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   nmq
   
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9. Lover17
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 7:11am UTC
   Dear God,
   I'm writing about some concerns I have as a turkey. It seems that in your infinite wisdom,
   you have made us fat, flightless, and evidently delicious...did we say something to offend you?
   Sincerely Yours,
   Mr.Turkey
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10. Lover17
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 7:05am UTC
    When I'm angry:
    I slame doors as if it'll solve all my problem :)
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11. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 7:36am UTC
    You're Not Deep.
    You're Not An Intellectual.
    You're Not An Artist.
    You're Not A Critic.
    You're Not A Poet.
    You just have internet access.
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12. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    Time spent when you can't sleep:
    12% trying to fall sleep
    88% Calculating the exact amount of sleep you'll get if you fall asleep right this second.
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13. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    What I rememeber about Legos:
    6% building things according
    to the instuructions
    11% building whatever the hell I want
    15% searching for the one piece in my giant box of LEGOs
    68% screaming in agony after stepping on a LEGO brick while barefoot.
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14. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:29pm UTC
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    That awkward moment when
    you're about to hug someone sexy
    and you headbutt the mirror.♥
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15. Lover17
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    October 21, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Mom. Dad.
    When we lie to you, it's for your own good.
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16. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 7:24am UTC
    Difference between Mind and Heart :
    Your mind tells you the smart thing to do.
    Your heart tells you what you're gonna do anyways♥
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17. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:03am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you go to a store wearing something you bought there
    And getting nervous that employees think you're trying to steal it.
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18. Lover17
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:47pm UTC
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    I don't come with dice .
    So, don't play me.♥
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19. Lover17
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    6 probably only spread the "7-8-9 " rumor to cover up the things
    6 and 9 do together
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20. Lover17
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 7:01am UTC
    That moment of victory when:
    Your working on a really hard question on your homework and you realize you don't actually have to do it.
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