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  1. blm123456 blm123456
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 5:45pm UTC
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    Did you mean: christina aguilera

  2. Emilyiscool28 Emilyiscool28
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    That REALLY
    hot guy
    you see in a
    random place
    but will never
    see again.
    </3

  3. SecretSecrets SecretSecrets
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    stop
    sending us those
    mixed signals.
    you either like us or you don't.
    just tell us.
    love, girls.

  4. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    Thanks Katy Perry
    for making all us non-California girls feel like losers

  5. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 12:59pm UTC
    Erasers on pencils never last long enough.
    And once they're gone, every mistake on a paper mocks you.
    ___________!
    oXHuntressXo ©

  6. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    that moment of joy when you catch
    him totally looking at you
    {♥}

  7. be_boopx08 be_boopx08
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 6:06pm UTC
    Te amo.
    Spanish.
    Io ti amo.
    Italian.
    Ik hou van je.
    Dutch.
    Je t'aime.
    French.
    Tôi yêu bạn.
    Vietnamese.
    I love you.
    English.
    *mine

  8. tty2009 tty2009
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams

  9. Sara_K Sara_K
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    Reading old diary entrees makes me feel so stupid.

  10. GingeNinja456 GingeNinja456
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 2:57pm UTC
    FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN
    _ E L E V A T O R _
    When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
    Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
    Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
    Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
    Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
    Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
    Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
    Swat at flies that don't exist.
    Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
    Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
    Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
    Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
    Scream occasionally then act natural.
    Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
    Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
    Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
    *not mine, credit to whoever

  11. Michy_x Michy_x
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    I Love When Someone'sFRIENDSHIP
    laugh is funnier than the joke

  12. electrified electrified
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 8:00am UTC
    e t c .
    end of thinking capacity.

  13. ilovehim44899 ilovehim44899
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    You're stronger than you'll ever think .....
    you've been at the top
    since day one.

  14. ilovehim44899 ilovehim44899
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Theres alot of pain for a girl's body :
    Dear ears, im sorry for all the earings.
    Dear legs, im sorry for all the tight jeans.
    Dear brain, im sorry for all the boys.
    Dear heart, im sorry for my mistake.
    You were right.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 9:56pm UTC
    So my little sister comes up to me and says, "Jo, if Santa lives in the North Pole, why do all my toys from him say 'Made in China?'"
    <3

  17. kaylamacaione kaylamacaione
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 9:39pm UTC
    ♥life is
    10% &90%
    [what you make it] [how you take it]

  18. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    i procrastinate so much that it finally gets to the point...
    where i'm totally
    s c r e w e d .

  19. Dandelion_Blower22 Dandelion_Blower22
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 10:43am UTC
    Today , I sent a picture
    message to my friend, and I realized that I have 1000 characters for the text, where as , when I send a normal text, I have 160 characters for a text. Then I remembered the phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words"...clever Verizon, clever.
    mlia
    »
    «
    format credit to lyssaroo7

  20. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 11:47am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're talking and you realize
    no one cares
    about what your saying.

:)

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