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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6677293
British: Australians and Americans have cool accents.
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Bee · 1 decade ago on quote 6677293
Hahaha
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6668891
Maybe I should try that then :)
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago on quote 6668891
unless you live in the middle of nowhere and might get eaten by wolves. Otherwise walks are good.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6668891
My water is being alone. I freak out and feel claustrophobic when I'm around people. Being alone calms me and lets me calm down.
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago on quote 6668891
you should go on long walks. This helps me a lot.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6668891
Maybe I should try that then :)
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago on quote 6668891
unless you live in the middle of nowhere and might get eaten by wolves. Otherwise walks are good.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6651854
I started singing the first song and then automatically changed to the other when it changed :)
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6640448
And your daughter should be called Eileen
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6629325
Am I the only person who has teachers who let us pack up five minutes before class ends?
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BabyCakes412 · 1 decade ago on quote 6629325
My teachers say, "Sit down we have 25 seconds of class left."
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6629934
I just thought my witty was broken.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6607818
Jade and Conner
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6603095
My maths teacher keeps a shirt, trousers, bra and thong in his drawer. Male teacher, by the way. I don't even want to know. My history teacher tells dirty jokes. And nobody even reacts anymore.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6587395
England
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6587689
I hate the words crusty, moist and damp.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6584608
I love American accents. I love any accent different to English.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6585489
*known
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6585489
My school did this: I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With a stab in his back
And a bullet through his head
Sorry children, Barney's dead.

And I live in England, so it probably is world know.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6585489
*known
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6518438
It's called 'I had a crazy music teacher'.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6518438
My version:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose. ..
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
like a lightbulb!
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
You nitwit!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
like monopoly!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
HO HO HO!
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
PING!
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
YIPEE!
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!
LIKE THE ROMANS!
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago on quote 6518438
Haha interesting version. :)
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6518438
It's called 'I had a crazy music teacher'.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6345983
There is a guy at my school who looks like Harry Styles.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6343924
When someone said this to me, I was like 'He's my cousin.'
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6274916
It's a sad world where someone feels the need to say sorry because of their sexuality.
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LoveOverHate · 1 decade ago on quote 6179673
I have an entire town dedicated to Harry Potter.
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