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LoveMyTaco

Status: if i could jump through this computer screen and lick your forehead.....i would.

Member Since: 20 Jan 2012 10:26pm

Last Seen: 28 Aug 2016 12:23am

Birthday: November 30

Location: in a tree.....with spiderman and adele

user id: 265920

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+ Feild Hockey. Lacrosse. Food. Boys. Cereal. Clothes. Shoes. Bubbles. Cameras. The little boy that plays ninja with christian beadles. Reilly. Dance parties in paking lots. Dance parties in general. Spiderman. Man, I love Spiderman. Him. Life. God. You. <3

- Math. School. Homework. The Notebook. French. People who repeat themselves and pronounce things wrong. Not being able to face my fears. Fatness. People who care bout what other people think. People who hate fun. People.




OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! you, yes you, should open a new tab, go to tumblr, sign in and then FOLLOW ME! welcomee-to-my-wonderland.tumblr.com        kapeesh?

  1. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 11:00pm EST
    January 1st: I think im going to loose weight this year!
    January 3rd: Is that cake!?!

  2. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:33pm EDT
    theres so much more to a girl
    than just her appearence.....

  3. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 11:40pm EDT
    Do you promise you wont forget about me?

  4. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 8:07pm EDT
    Today I woke up to a "goodmorning" text:))
    Dont get excited, it was from my mom............

  5. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:13am EDT
    Ten Day Challenge
    Day one: 10 things I want to say to ten people
    Day two: 9 things about myself
    Day three: 8 ways to win my heart
    Day four: 7 things that cross my mind a lot
    Day five: 6 things I wish I never did
    Day six: 5 things I love and why
    Day seven: 4 turn offs
    Day eight: 3 turn ons
    Day nine: 2 words that describe my life and why
    Day ten: 1 confession
    Day four-
    1. What I'm wearing
    2. What other people are wearing
    3.My future....oh god
    4. What other peope are thinking about me
    5. Judgemental thoughts about other people
    6. *When people annoy me* How easily I could take them down...mwahahaha
    7. "OOH! that would be such a cool tumblr picture!"

  6. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 7:02pm EDT
    Ten Day ChallengeDay one: 10 things I want to say to ten peopleDay two: 9 things about myselfDay three: 8 ways to win my heartDay four: 7 things that cross my mind a lotDay five: 6 things I wish I never didDay six: 5 things I love and whyDay seven: 4 turn offsDay eight: 3 turn onsDay nine: 2 words that describe my life and whyDay ten: 1 confessionDay two!!1.I''ve always wanted a pug.2. My "friends" talk behind my back. Yeah. I know about that, ladies. 3. If I could marry any member of 1d....I would. 4. I can not wait for college, and I want to go to the University of Virginia. 5. My dog doedsnt like me cos I dont give him food. 6. I just ate some Mickey-Mouse shaped chicken nuggets. be jeleous.7. All my profile ictures on here make my hair look black. It is actualy brown with natural blonde highlights in the summer.....but today iabused my hair with sun in so who knows what color it is.....8. If my boyfriend proposes to me in a boring way...I'll say no. 9. Im gonna go watch pretty little liars on hulu....kk bai

  7. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
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    June 18, 2012 6:56pm EDT
    Ten Day ChallengeDay one: 10 things I want to say to ten peopleDay two: 9 things about myselfDay three: 8 ways to win my heartDay four: 7 things that cross my mind a lotDay five: 6 things I wish I never didDay six: 5 things I love and whyDay seven: 4 turn offsDay eight: 3 turn onsDay nine: 2 words that describe my life and whyDay ten: 1 confessionDAY ONE- 1. Math teacher.....you have a bg nose and you made 7th grade a living hell2. Reilly......You didnt tell me your moms allergic to chocolate3. Dylan and Friends.....dont keep me up all night 4. Axel......I love you more than anything5. Emeilia and Sabrina...... Ich liebe dich6. Gingers everywhere....stay strong 7. God....Hi 8. One Direction.....we're getting married 9. Oprah.......I love you 10. Chris.....stop stalking me

  8. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:49pm EDT
    Or you could be a butt about it...
    thats cool too, i guess....

  9. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:20pm EDT
    Wanna know what I think is funny?
    You are wicked nice to my face, and talk poo behind my back...
    and you call me "two-faced"....

  10. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:00pm EDT
    Imagining the awkwardness between us and our kids if they ever find our Witty.....20 years in the future.
    Kid: Mom, this picture looks like you when you were younger!
    Future Me: yfew87hefudwjdsfbhjbfah
    Kid: And they keep on posting things about how "everybody's beautiful"
    Future Me: jdddfshufijdsfisidfj
    Kid: Oh...and who is "One Direction?"
    Future Me: YOU ARE NO CHILD OF MINE!

  11. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:52pm EDT
    There are apps for virtually slicing fruit as if we were masters of martial arts, theres an app for flinging virtual birds at glass houses to kill virtual pigs, and theres an app for guiding a rugged gentleman through his never-ending corse through a temple while he's being chased by evil do-hickeys that thinks he tastes "leathery".....
    Yet, there is not an app for Witty?

  12. LoveMyTaco LoveMyTaco
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:58pm EST
    Alright, I don't care if "alot" is two words. I'm always gonna spell it without a space inbetween.

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