“Life is like a bad haircut.
At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it, it it grows out and you gotta get another haircut that maybe won't be so bad, unless of course you keep going to SuperClips, where the hairstylists are so terrible they oughta be using safety scissors, and when they're done you look like your head got caught in a celling fan. So life goes on, good haircut, bad haircut, until finally you go bald, and it don't matter no more."
-Neal Shusterman